C’est la saison des joies! Si vous recherchez les meilleurs cadeaux gag pour votre fête White Elephant, Secret Santa ou Dirty Santa, ne cherchez pas plus loin. Tout le monde veut être comédien. Offrez le rire avec ces cadeaux amusants. Les gens passent tellement de temps à essayer de choisir le cadeau parfait. Pourquoi? Vous pourriez passer l’année entière à écouter leurs goûts, leurs désirs et leurs petits secrets sales, mais à quoi bon si les cadeaux ne sont pas amusants à ouvrir.
Les cadeaux de blague peuvent être utilisés pour un effet comique ou pour se venger. Ces cadeaux apparemment réfléchis crient s'il vous plaît «ouvrez-moi» mais sentent pire qu'un rot de cul. Vous pourriez leur donner un tas d'ordures, mais les meilleurs cadeaux de bâillon sont ceux que vous pouvez réellement utiliser. C’est le cadeau qui fait rire toute l’année.
Des cadeaux de farce hilarants aux cadeaux de gag pour adultes obscènes, nous avons rassemblé un assortiment des idées de cadeaux les plus hilarantes, les plus effrontées et les plus vilaines qui vous feront rire si fort que vous allez péter.
Vous cherchez un amateur de bar? Enfin, il existe une meilleure façon de boire. Qu'ils aiment boire de l'alcool en un temps record ou se faufiler secrètement dans l'alcool, les cadeaux de bâillon ne manquent pas pour élever l'art de boire à de nouveaux sommets. Secouez leur amour pour l'alcool avec ces cadeaux uniques. À votre santé!
Un préservatif pour une bouteille de vin? Que faites-vous avec une bouteille de vin inachevée? Fabriqués en latex, les préservatifs à vin saisiront fermement votre bouteille de vin pour protéger la fraîcheur du vin à l'intérieur. La partie la plus cool? Il est livré dans un emballage or et noir scintillant, ce qui lui donne l'impression d'être un préservatif digne d'une célébrité.
La meilleure façon de savourer de l'alcool est d'utiliser le bon verre. Avec une vraie balle .308 qui est logée dans le côté du verre, c'est le seul verre «shot» dont vous avez besoin. Chaque verre à whisky est fabriqué à la main, ce qui rend chaque verre unique en son genre. Allez-y, vide de quelques tours.
Les verres à whisky n'ont pas à être si clichés. Cigares et whisky? Existe-t-il une autre meilleure combinaison au monde? Avec un repose-cigare intégré, ce verre à vin unique vous permet de tenir à la fois un verre à vin et un cigare dans une main. Que ferez-vous de votre main libre?
Que se passe-t-il lorsque vous combinez l'alcool et la drogue? L'alcool «Shotgunning» est un excellent moyen de se saouler et d'impressionner ses amis. En forme de coquille de fusil de chasse, ces lunettes donnent un nouveau sens à la prise de vue. Si vous êtes un mauvais âne, vous pouvez essayer de nettoyer une cartouche de fusil de chasse, mais elle ne contiendra probablement pas assez de liquide. Fabriqués en plastique, ils sont le cadeau parfait pour tout amateur d'armes à feu.
Ne détestez-vous pas quand vous êtes à une fête et que vos boissons fraîches se réchauffent? Fabriqué en acier inoxydable à double paroi, l'isolateur BrüMate garde les boissons froides au frais pendant des heures. Il agit comme un réfrigérateur portable pour votre canette. Placez simplement votre canette à l'intérieur de l'isolant. Le BrüMate fonctionne avec des canettes de 16 onces et 12 onces si vous utilisez l'insert froid inclus. Le BrüMate est également disponible dans une variété de couleurs mignonnes. La meilleure partie? Vous n'avez jamais besoin d'une tasse en plastique.
Qui ne voudrait pas faire sa propre bière? Il est difficile d’obtenir tout l’équipement. Avec ce kit, il n'a jamais été aussi simple de brasser sa propre bière. Le kit Mr.Bière simplifie l'ensemble du processus et est livré avec tout ce dont vous avez besoin, même les bouteilles. Contrairement aux autres kits, ce kit de démarrage vous permet de brasser de la bière en 30 minutes au lieu d'attendre neuf heures.
Qui a besoin d'un barman? Secouez vos propres recettes de cocktails avec ce shaker. Il contient des recettes de cocktails sur le shaker en verre. Versez simplement tous les ingrédients, ajoutez un peu de glace et couvrez. Ensuite, secouez-le comme un pro pendant 15 secondes. Maitais, Margaritas, Cosmopolitains. Nous avons tout. Des boissons sont servies. À votre santé!
Entrez sergent! Souvenez-vous quand vous étiez jeune et que vous emmeniez vos hommes verts dans toutes sortes de missions. Le petit gars vert est sur sa mission la plus importante et est spécialement formé pour faire une seule chose. Fabriqué en métal coulé, il retirera tout couvercle de bouteille de bière entre son menton et son arme. Ce n’est pas l’homme de l’armée avec lequel vous avez joué quand vous étiez enfant.
Qu'est-ce qui est plus rapide qu'un verre normal et plus divertissant qu'une flûte? Le Chambong! Devenez le hit de la fête avec ce buveur de champagne en forme de flûte avec une paille en verre. Non, ce n'est pas une invention qui appartient à un laboratoire scientifique. Il est conçu pour un seul but: une consommation rapide de champagne, ce qui signifie que vous battrez le record du monde Guinness pour vous enivrer.
Comment aimez-vous prendre des photos? Aimez-vous enrouler les deux mains autour du verre à liqueur et avaler? Même si ce n’est pas le cas, ce verre à liqueur est fait pour vous. En utilisant un jeu de mots amusant, il y a un peu de méchanceté.
Donner du vin n'a jamais été aussi amusant. Avant que votre destinataire puisse recevoir son cadeau de vin, il devra penser comme Houdini pour le retirer. Cet engin s'adapte à presque toutes les bouteilles de vin de taille normale. Regarder la frustration et la réaction sur le visage de votre destinataire est le cadeau ultime.
Ne détestez-vous pas quand ils vous facturent des quantités ridicules d'alcool lors d'événements? Économisez de l'argent! Il existe des tonnes de façons différentes de se faufiler de l'alcool de nos jours. Pouvez-vous deviner où se cache l'alcool? Qui va remettre en question les bouteilles de lotion? Ils ressemblent à de vraies bouteilles de lotion. Buvez toujours de manière responsable.
Quel est le meilleur endroit pour cacher l'alcool? Et à l'intérieur d'un bracelet? Combinant un peu de bling et d'alcool, c'est définitivement la fiole la plus en vogue. Il ne contient pas assez de liquide pour vous enivrer, mais c’est le moyen le plus modeste de cacher l’alcool.
Oubliez les bouchons de bouteille traditionnels ennuyeux. Envie de choquer vos amis avec un bouchon de bouteille vraiment original? Rencontrez Sir Perky, le bouchon de bouteille le mieux doté. Fabriqué en plastique «dur comme le roc», ce petit bonhomme est prêt à brancher à peu près n'importe quelle bouteille de vin. Vos bouteilles de vin ne seront jamais plus satisfaites.
Du vin sous la douche? L'heure du bain est devenue beaucoup plus alcoolisée. Rendez l'heure du bain encore plus relaxante avec le Sippy Caddy, un porte-vin portable pour votre douche. À l'aide d'une ventouse, il adhère à toute surface lisse, peut contenir une variété de boissons et peut supporter jusqu'à sept livres. Quoi de mieux qu'une baignoire, des bulles et du vin?
Les voyages en avion ne doivent pas être si ennuyeux. Améliorez votre vol avec ce kit de cocktail à emporter. Nous adorons leur emballage élégant. Emballé dans un petit plateau, le kit comprend tout ce dont vous avez besoin pour mélanger et concocter votre cocktail préféré, y compris un jigger, une cuillère et des sirops. Tout ce dont vous avez besoin est un peu d'eau ou de soda. Qui a besoin d'un barman?
Pourquoi diable cette bouteille de bière est-elle à l'envers? Non, vous n’êtes pas encore saoul. En forme de verre à bière à l'envers, cette bouteille de bière contient une bouteille de bière pleine. La double paroi en verre garde votre bière froide jusqu'à la dernière gorgée. Qui a pensé à ça? Imaginez que vous étiez tellement ivre que vous avez retourné ce verre et que la bière est tombée sur vous.
Déguisez votre canette de bière avec la tasse Trinken Stealth. Enfin, vous pouvez cacher votre bière et boire en public. Il est livré avec une tasse pliable mais la meilleure partie est le couvercle. Le couvercle peut être fixé à n'importe quelle canette de bière qui maintient la canette en place lorsque vous la placez à l'intérieur de la tasse pliable. Les lattes n'ont jamais été aussi bons.
C'est de la pisse? Non, c'est Heineken. Il n'y a rien de plus dégoûtant que de boire une pinte de liquide jaune dans un urinoir. Buvez votre verre préféré dans un urinoir avec ces verres à liqueur de forme unique. Tant qu'il contient de l'alcool, qui se soucie des autres ingrédients? Il est livré avec 2 verres à liqueur parfaits pour le numéro 2.
Ils disent que lorsque l'eau bénite est aspergée sur les fidèles, cela peut avoir des résultats miraculeux. Contenant des pouvoirs miraculeux, ce flacon peut être rempli de «vraie eau bénite». Versez simplement votre alcool préféré à l'intérieur et rendez-le saint. Pas besoin de s'inquiéter de son authenticité. Cette «eau bénite» a été bénie par le chirurgien général.
Que se passe-t-il lorsque vous combinez lutte et boisson? Luttez votre bouchon de bière de la bouteille en soumission avec ce lutteur masqué. Disponible en 3 couleurs différentes, chaque lutteur a sa propre pose unique. Même votre bonnet de bière ne pourra survivre à sa prise menaçante.
Il n'y a rien de mieux que de prendre une boisson rafraîchissante par une chaude journée d'été. Un fût de pastèque? Vous pouvez maintenant transformer votre pastèque en fût avec cet engin. Coupez simplement le haut de la pastèque et retirez toute la pastèque à l'intérieur. Ensuite, vous installez le robinet et versez les boissons. Y a-t-il une meilleure façon de servir un verre?
Oubliez votre thérapeute! Imaginez qu'un verre puisse résoudre tous vos problèmes. Désormais, vous n'aurez plus à vous interroger sur votre niveau de tolérance avec ce verre rock spécialement marqué. Les lettres sont gravées sur le verre pour ne pas disparaître soudainement. Selon votre humeur, vous pouvez le remplir au niveau approprié. La vie est devenue plus facile.
Qui ne boit qu'un seul verre à la fois? Tout le monde sait que les vrais amateurs de vin boivent la bouteille entière. Vous avez de la chance! En forme de bouteille de vin avec un verre sur le dessus, ce verre à vin est conçu pour contenir un verre de vin entier. Contenant 750 millilitres de liquide et en verre véritable, il garantit que vous ne toucherez pas le fond du verre pendant longtemps.
Pourquoi verser le vin d'une bouteille alors que vous pouvez le boire directement de la bouteille avec le Guzzle Buddy? Voici une façon élégante de le faire. Vissez simplement cet engin en plastique sur une bouteille de vin et il transforme votre bouteille de vin en verre à vin. Vous n’avez pas à vous soucier que quiconque vous juge pour avoir bu à la bouteille.
Où sont toutes les boissons? Pourquoi aller au bar alors que tu peux l'emporter avec toi? Sneaking boissons n'importe où a juste une grande tournure. Rencontrez la mère de tous les flacons. Tenant un gallon d'alcool scandaleux, ce flacon géant signifie que vous ne manquerez jamais d'alcool. La meilleure partie? Vous n'avez jamais à vous soucier d'un bris de bouteille.
Ils disent que les meilleures choses de la vie viennent par paires. Quoi de mieux qu'une seule tasse de bière? Quelques verres en même temps! La chope à bière à deux poings vous permet de tenir deux tasses de bière dans une seule main. Les deux tasses ont été fusionnées, permettant à la bière de s'écouler entre les tasses. Faites un toast pour doubler le plaisir.
Si le Père Noël vient en ville, il vaut mieux apporter l'alcool. Oubliez les bas normaux et les bas de Noël. Contenant jusqu'à trois bouteilles de vin, le flacon du Père Noël est le seul bas dont vous avez besoin. Imaginez la surprise de tout le monde lorsque vous buvez du vin au coin du feu. Il a même un bec sur le fond pour partager votre réserve de vin. Remplissez-le de votre boisson préférée et accrochez-le à la cheminée.
Avez-vous déjà été à une fête et souhaité avoir plus de mains pour tenir toutes vos canettes de bière? Rangez vos canettes de bière sur cette ceinture de bière et vous deviendrez plus patriotique qu'un pygargue à tête blanche. Rien ne crie à l'américain que de se promener avec un paquet de 6 bières autour de la taille. Continuez à rendre l'Amérique fière, faites-vous «taille».
Que la liberté retentisse. Maintenant, vous pouvez boire comme nos ancêtres avec le flacon de liberté. Cette pochette dissimulée peut contenir jusqu'à 2 litres de liquide et se cache sous votre pantalon. Décompressez simplement votre pantalon pour distribuer votre boisson préférée comme si vous alliez prendre une fuite. Cela fonctionne mieux dans la salle de bain. Personne ne le remarquera. Cela vous rend fier d'être américain.
Que les guerres de farces commencent! Personne n'est en sécurité. Pranking quelqu'un face à face n'est pas facile. Ces farces ne manqueront pas de laisser votre «victime» marquée pour les années à venir. L'utilisation de l'un de ces cadeaux vous causera de réels problèmes.
Vous cherchez une farce vraiment drôle? Essayez Liquid Ass – c'est une farce de pet. Liquid Ass est un spray odorant qui ressemble à la pire bombe puante de tous les temps. Vaporisez un peu dans sa chambre et courez vous mettre à couvert. Voir sa réaction n'a absolument pas de prix!
Oubliez un animal de compagnie! Oubliez les fleurs et les cadeaux! Envoyez à votre destinataire un pack de 1500 punaises vivantes. Une infestation effrayante! Ceux-ci arrivent dans une boîte percée de trous. Une fois qu'ils l'ouvriront, ils seront mortifiés! Le paquet leur dit de les mettre au réfrigérateur jusqu'à ce que les coccinelles soient prêtes à être libérées. Bien que cela puisse les effrayer au début, ces petits insectes agissent comme un pesticide naturel dans le jardin en mangeant des pucerons, des tétranyques et des papillons de nuit.
Quelle est la meilleure façon de dire que je t'aime? Papier toilette! Remplacez votre vrai rouleau de papier toilette par celui-ci. Il n'y a pas de fond à votre amour. Rappelez à votre proche à quel point vous l'aimez à chaque fois qu'il fait caca. Le dessin amusant sur le papier toilette suffit à leur donner envie d'aller à la selle. Ce n'est pas exactement le meilleur papier toilette, mais c'est mieux que d'utiliser votre main.
De nombreux endroits exigent que vous portiez un masque pour protéger votre sécurité et celle des autres. Vous pourriez aussi bien vous amuser un peu. Montrez votre côté drôle tout en restant en sécurité. Maintenant, vous pouvez enfin ressembler à votre personne normale avec ce masque amusant qui comprend un visage humain. Il y a tellement de revêtements de visage amusants à choisir qui égayeront la journée de n'importe qui.
Que diable sont les granulés de hibou? Les hiboux mangent généralement leurs proies en entier ou en gros morceaux. Les composants indigestes comme les os et la fourrure sont crachés sous forme de boulettes de hibou. Vous ne savez jamais ce que vous trouverez lorsque vous disséquerez des boulettes de hibou.
Avez-vous oublié de vous laver les mains? Ce désinfectant pour les mains ne sent pas la rose. Au lieu de cela, il laisse les mains sentant le cul pur et puant. Au début, ça sent l'alcool et du coup ça sent le jus de cul. Tout le monde pensera que vous vous êtes essuyé le cul à main nue. L'étiquette sans méfiance trompera à peu près tout le monde et poussera votre victime sans méfiance à courir vers l'évier et à se laver les mains encore et encore.
Maintenant, vous pouvez trouver une machine à pet électronique qui souffle le coussin Whopee. Cet appareil étonnant permet des pets télécommandés jusqu'à 30 mètres de distance. Placez-le simplement quelque part près de votre victime sans méfiance et activez-le à distance. Les scientifiques ont passé des années à perfectionner la technologie du boom box, qui crée le mélange parfait d'écho, de basse et de réverbération. Avec 15 sons différents, ces pets semblent avoir été lancés par les fesses de quelqu'un. La seule chose qui manque? Smellovision.
N'ayez plus jamais peur de devenir commando! Quand on grandit, ce n'est plus mignon de faire caca dans son pantalon. Vous ne savez jamais quand vous allez faire caca. Cela peut être dans la voiture, à un rendez-vous ou après avoir mangé de la nourriture épicée. Ne dites pas non à la soirée burrito! Dans un contenant compact, ces sous-vêtements jetables conviennent à tout le monde. Admettez-le simplement: cela n'arrivera probablement pas, mais vous devez être prêt au cas où.
Il y a un bébé sur le chemin! Un test de grossesse positif apporte beaucoup d'émotions, mais que faire si vous savez que vous n'êtes pas vraiment enceinte mais que vous voulez juste jouer avec ses émotions. Dans la boîte, tout sur ce faux test de grossesse semble réel. Vous serez le seul à savoir que c’est un faux. Plongez-le simplement dans l'eau sous le robinet et une ligne positive rose apparaîtra. Comme c'est excitant! Vous attendez. . . lui faire pipi dans son pantalon.
Avez-vous vos meilleures idées sous la douche mais oubliez-les immédiatement après la douche? Les scientifiques disent que le shampooing stimule nos ondes cérébrales. D'accord, j'ai inventé ça, mais ce bloc-notes étanche vous permet de prendre des notes sous la douche. Est-ce vraiment cool? Le seul problème? Elle pourrait écrire ses essais sous la douche.
Pourquoi avoir des bandages ordinaires? Ces bandages au bacon sont très amusants. Les destinataires se demanderont ce que c'est. Chaque contenant contient 15 bandages de bacon et un bibelot en prime. Fait un excellent cadeau de nouveauté.
Êtes-vous en train de comploter pour blaguer vos amis et votre famille? Que vous aimiez effrayer vos amis, vous venger ou faire des farces de vacances, ce kit de farces ultime est un excellent moyen d'ajouter quelques astuces à votre sac. Il est livré avec les classiques avec tout, de la fausse merde au coussin whoopee. Il y a aussi de nouveaux gags comme les faux billets de loterie. C’est amusant d’essayer une nouvelle farce tous les jours.
Excusez-moi? Ne dites plus jamais «Je ne peux plus vous entendre». En forme de cône, cet appareil étonnant peut amplifier n'importe quel son. Pour l'utiliser, couvrez simplement votre conduit auditif et laissez quelqu'un parler à l'autre extrémité. Étonnamment, cela fonctionne. Vous pouvez même entendre une épingle tomber. Qui a besoin d'une aide auditive?
«Améliorez-vous votre visage et je modifierai ma vie.» Les bandages normaux sont tellement ennuyeux. Ce sont probablement les seuls pansements qui donneront envie aux gens de se blesser. D'une manière ou d'une autre, les blessures physiques semblent mieux guérir lorsque vous leur appliquez un pansement insultant. La partie amusante est de choisir l'insulte. Ceux-ci sont rédigés par Shakespeare, vous devrez donc les traduire.
Faites-lui peur en renversant «accidentellement» cette encre sur sa chemise blanche préférée, son pantalon ou le tapis. Cela crée une tache bleue convaincante. Regardez comme il panique complètement. Étonnamment, cette encre disparaît après avoir séché en quelques minutes, ne laissant aucune tache ni résidu. N'en utilisez pas trop ou il pourrait disparaître.
Vous venez de gagner 50 000 $, qu'allez-vous faire? Êtes-vous fatigué de jouer à la loterie et de perdre à chaque fois? Les chances sont toujours contre vous. Avec ces billets de loterie, vous êtes assuré de gagner à la loterie à chaque fois. Ils ressemblent aux vrais billets que vous obtenez à la station-service. Le seul problème? Dommage que vous ne puissiez pas les encaisser.
Vous a-t-elle dit qu'elle voulait un petit ami? Avoir un petit ami est difficile, mais elle n’a plus à être seule puisqu'elle peut maintenant développer son propre petit-ami. C’est plus facile que de cultiver une plante. Il suffit de mettre le petit bonhomme dans l'eau et en seulement 72 heures, il grandit jusqu'à 6 fois sa taille. En fait, il ne grandira pas pour devenir un morceau de 6 pieds de haut, mais cela en vaut la peine pour les rires. Qui a besoin d'un petit ami?
Il y a tellement de façons de se venger de quelqu'un que vous n'aimez pas. Vous ne pourriez tout simplement pas leur parler ou vous pouvez leur envoyer un paquet de paillettes. Il est livré avec un tube à ressort non marqué qui invite votre destinataire à l'ouvrir. Dès qu'il est ouvert, les paillettes explosent partout. C’est cruel. C’est pire que la peste. La meilleure partie? Il est totalement anonyme, donc personne ne saura qui l’a envoyé.
Qui ne voudrait pas d’un sac de merde? Vous êtes-vous déjà demandé pourquoi la merde vient toujours dans un sac? En fait, ce n’est pas le cas. Un sac de merde fait généralement référence à une personne, mais maintenant vous pouvez acheter un sac de merde. Avec 4 morceaux de caca réalistes, il est livré dans un joli sac qui est clairement étiqueté «sac de merde». Ces crottes artificielles ne sont pas réelles et ne dégagent aucune puanteur. Donnez-le à un shitbag!
Chaque fille a besoin de sous-vêtements. C’est l’un des éléments essentiels de la vie. Oubliez Victoria Secret! Ces culottes de grand-mère sont encore plus sexy. Emballez-les pour un ami et ne mettez pas votre nom dessus. Elle n’a pas à vous remercier!
Aimez-vous la cuisine mexicaine? Avez-vous des problèmes d'estomac? Désormais, vous n’avez plus à vous soucier des flatulences. Subtle Butt est un neutralisant d'odeurs de pet que vous collez dans vos sous-vêtements à l'aide de la bande adhésive. Il contient du charbon de bois de qualité militaire qui peut arrêter toute odeur à la source. Lorsque vous déchirez un pet, il passe à travers le neutralisant et l'odeur est filtrée. Désolé, si cela semble trop beau, c'est probablement trop beau pour être vrai.
Avez-vous déjà imaginé ce que serait votre vie si vous étiez un cheval? Êtes-vous fatigué que personne ne vous remarque? Mettez ce masque de cheval et vous obtiendrez enfin la reconnaissance que vous méritez. Fabriqué en latex, ce masque de cheval réaliste ressemble à la vie. Portez-le partout où vous allez. Tout le monde jurera qu'il y a un cheval à 2 pattes qui court. Utilisez-le pour terrifier vos voisins. Utilisez-le pour attirer les filles ou les garçons. Votre béguin dira-t-il enfin oui? Hennir!
Avez-vous déjà voulu lécher votre chatte par vous-même? Fabriquée en silicone, la brosse Licki est une brosse en forme de langue que vous mettez dans votre bouche pour lécher votre chat. Vous le mettez simplement dans votre bouche et léchez votre chat comme maman chat. Il y a des petits doigts à la fin de celui-ci qui rend toute l'expérience plus agréable. Cela fera ronronner votre chatte.
Êtes-vous malade de quitter la pièce ou de bâillonner chaque fois que quelqu'un lâche un pet mortel? La couche de bébé sent-elle le zoo? Si vous avez tout essayé, nous avons enfin trouvé quelque chose qui fonctionne. Ces bouchons nasaux pressent vos narines ensemble afin que vous ne soyez pas obligé de sentir un air toxique. La meilleure partie? Ils fonctionnent réellement.
Presque tous les gars rêvent d'obtenir un pack de six. Non, vous n’avez pas à faire des craquements sans fin et du cardio pour en avoir un. Ce sac banane vous donne instantanément des abdominaux dès que vous le mettez. Chaque fois qu'il porte ce sac de taille, il aura l'air d'être déchiré. C'est sûr de faire beaucoup de rire.
Vous cherchez un cadeau de bâillon explosivement drôle? Messieurs, pétez vos moteurs! Vous avez 5 minutes pour vider vos intestins. Faites-le tourner pour régler le chronomètre et vous partez pour les courses. Tout cela au nom de l’humour gazeux et c’est formidable pour la gestion du temps. C'est particulièrement bon pour les longs caca de votre famille.
Qu'avez-vous pour la fille qui a tout? Est-elle fascinée par la royauté? Que diriez-vous d'une chance d'être une femme? Apparemment, vous pouvez posséder un morceau de terre souvenir dans les Highlands écossais avec ce coffret cadeau. Bien sûr, vous ne devenez pas vraiment un laird ou une dame. C’est plus juste pour le plaisir. Le financement aide à restaurer les Highlands et vous obtenez une visite complémentaire du château de Dunans.
Oubliez les cartes de vœux et les fleurs! Vous ne devinerez jamais ce que vous pouvez envoyer. Une vraie tête de pomme de terre? Pourquoi envoyer quelque chose avec des mots insignifiants lorsque vous pouvez envoyer votre visage, le visage d'un ami ou le visage de votre célébrité préférée sur une pomme de terre. Envoyer votre visage sur une pomme de terre n'a jamais été aussi simple avec le Potato Pal. A la fois idiot et unique, il a tous les ingrédients pour un cadeau parfait.
C’est incroyable ce qu’un petit autocollant peut faire faire aux gens. Collez simplement cet autocollant sur n'importe quel objet et regardez les gens lui parler et agiter leurs mains autour. Imaginez le coller sur un distributeur automatique et regarder les gens dire «Coca». Posez-le sur un distributeur de papier toilette et regardez les gens agiter mystiquement leurs mains devant lui. Vous allez vouloir les mettre sur tout.
J'ai toujours voulu avoir un combat de boules de neige. Malheureusement, là où je vis, il n'y a pas de neige. Avec cet ensemble de boules de neige en peluche, vous pouvez avoir un combat de boules de neige en salle. Doux et croquant, c'est comme une bataille d'oreillers avec des boules de neige. Le matin de Noël ne sera plus jamais le même!
N’est-il pas si difficile de trouver une prise de courant dans un lieu public? Maintenant, vous pouvez vous faciliter la tâche avec cet autocollant de farce diabolique. Collez-le simplement sur n'importe quelle surface visible dans un aéroport, un bureau ou une zone publique et votre travail est terminé. Avec les ombres, ça a l'air si réel. Vous avez des ennemis pour la vie.
Vous avez probablement fait une vidange d'huile, mais à quand remonte la dernière fois que vous avez changé votre liquide clignotant? La plupart des œillères s'éteindront après 1000 clignotements. Fabriqué à partir d'un mélange synthétique et d'une résistance maximale, ce liquide clignotant est bon pour 6000 clignotements supplémentaires et fonctionne pour toutes les marques et modèles de véhicules. Avec cette bouteille vide, il vous suffit de vous rendre dans n'importe quel magasin automobile et de demander une recharge. Vous en sortirez plein de rire.
Détestez-vous le nettoyage? Dites adieu à Roombas! Profitez des sols les plus propres jamais créés avec la vadrouille pour bébé. Non seulement c'est une grenouillère, mais elle a des doigts en microfibre sur les manches et le ventre. Pendant que votre bébé rampe partout, bébé nettoiera le sol de la poussière et de la saleté. Non seulement vous économiserez du temps et de l'argent en passant l'aspirateur, mais vous enseignerez également à votre bébé l'importance d'aider à la maison. Remarque: ce produit ne fonctionnera pas dans les escaliers.
Pourquoi cela existe-t-il? Personne n'a demandé cela. C'est probablement le produit le plus stupide sur Internet. Ces whiteys étroitement tachés ont non seulement l'air dégoûtant, mais ils sont l'endroit idéal pour cacher votre portefeuille. Qui regarderait à l'intérieur? Il y a probablement une histoire derrière ces sous-vêtements souillés, mais nous ne voulons pas en savoir plus. Donnez-le à quelqu'un à qui vous ne voudrez plus jamais parler.
Il y a un nouveau style qui est populaire parmi les gens. Ces sous-vêtements révolutionnaires sont conçus pour vos mains. La partie la plus cool? Ce sont des gants sans doigts pour qu'il puisse utiliser ses mains. Ne mangez pas de chocolat avec eux, sinon vous aurez l’impression que vous en avez pris une merde.
Connaissez-vous quelqu'un qui a d'horribles attaques au gaz? Now you don’t have to tell them to leave the room with this fart relief mask. It’s just like the oxygen masks that they used in the hospital. Amazingly, it works everywhere whether you are in the bedroom or the car. Her nose won’t fall off. Okay, it’s a gag gift that doesn’t really do anything but it’s worth the laughs.
Now you don’t have to do endless butt lifts and cardio to get the perfect butt. This fanny pack instantly gives you buns of steel the moment you put it on. Every time she wears this waist bag, she will look like a model on the cover of a magazine. It’s sure to get a lot of laughs.
Are you obsessed with the stars? Have you ever looked out at the night sky and said I wish I could own a star? With this gift box, the recipient can register their own star with the company. As far as we know, the star won’t be listed on any official astronomy map. You basically get a certificate, which makes you feel special.
The snake in the can gag has been around forever but it still works today. Resembling a can of potato chips, this practical joke contains a fake snake that jumps out of the can when the lid is removed. There’s actually a metal spring inside that is covered with a snake like skin. The best part? It fits in a regular Pringles can so you can fool more people.
Finding a girlfriend has never been easier. Is he having a hard time finding a girlfriend? Has he tried Match, Tinder, and e-Harmony only to have nobody click on his profile? Using scientifically tested ingredients, these supplements may be exactly what he needs to find his soul mate. In just 30 days, he won’t be able to keep up with all the girls throwing themselves at him. Guaranteed! While the bottle looks real, it’s actually filled with candy.
There is no better way to confess your love to the girl or man of your dreams. The Moon Ring comes in a beautiful box fit for royalty. The only problem? There is no ring inside. Instead there is a plastic man bent over with his hands spreading his butt cheeks. When you open the “moon” ring, it continuously farts like it is has a bad case of diarrhea. It might be the best gag since the whoopee cushion was invented.
If you are like most people, you are probably asking WTF is a poop knife. Do you have poop so large that they always seem to get stuck in the toilet? Here’s a sharp knife that actually cuts sh*t. Sharp enough to chop through any poop, it allows you to flush even crocodiles down the toilet. This is a real product. We are not sh*tting!
Are you tired of seeing people double park or take up multiple parking spaces? Don’t punch them in the face. Drop one of these business cards on their windshield to shame them into parking right next time. Just make sure that nobody is around.
Sometimes regular high fives just don’t cut it. After years of scientifically researching high fives, FiestaFive came up with the ultimate high five. The FiestaFive is a handheld confetti shooter that you strap to your hands. Simply give each other a high five and it fires off confetti. You can purchase refills to fire off confetti over and over.
Not everybody loves a prank. Want to get them a real gift, but want to still make them laugh? Check out these outlandish fake gift boxes. Shock your gift recipient with these prank boxes and wrap your real gift inside. If only, they were real.
You are probably wondering what the heck this is. Who needs toilet paper when you have the roto wipe? Too bad, it’s just a prank box. Just put the real gift inside and try to keep a straight face when they open up their gift.
Increase your storage by 50% with these cargo socks. Made from recycled softball jerseys, these cargo socks combine the comfort of socks with the utility of cargo pants. The slim pockets on the side of the socks are perfect for storing all your necessities. They even have specially engineered slots so they work with sandals too. We know that you were going to purchase them, but they aren’t real. It’s a prank box.
Open it! Open It! Looks can be deceiving. There are endless uses for this prank box. Send this unmarked box to your favorite somebody. Use it to set up a prank for nosy people always looking though your stuff. Tell your kids to get your jewelry from your “special” box. When they open it, a fake spider will jump out of it, scaring the crap out of them. Their screams are priceless. Happy Birthday! Merry Christmas! April Fools!
Are you looking for a unique gift? Make them feel special with this exploding gift box. Unwrapping this explosion gift box is absolutely amazing. It might look like just a gift box but when you unwrap it, it’s filled with memories or small gifts that magically pop out. When you remove the top, the sides fall out revealing several more layers. Simply fill it with your photos or small gifts and decorate it to make it personalized for the recipient.
Aren’t you tired of products that are useful? Here is something that is completely useless. Put in batteries and switch the useless box on. It opens up and a finger immediately turns it off. You can repeat it as many times as you want. This miracle device relieves stress, anger, and maybe even incurable diseases. Most importantly, it lives up to its name – it’s useless.
There are a ton of piggy banks, but this one is unique. Simply place a coin on the platform and press it down. A little cat pops out and steals the coin in his stinky paws. While this is a cat, there are other animals to choose from.
Want to surprise them with a truly memorable gift? Combine money and a cake with this surprise box. Simply roll the money and place it inside the box. Then cut a 2 inch hole in the cake to fit the surprise box into the cake. Cover it up with a topper and frost the cake to cover the box. When she pulls out the topper the stream of money will be revealed. Instant Birthday surprise!
Are you missing a kidney, heart, or liver? Every year over one hundred thousand people are waiting for a transplant. Do you have a hole in your stomach? Never leave your organs behind. Transport your lunch in this carefully disguised insulated lunch bag. While it’s not big enough to carry a large intestine, it’s spacious enough to carry your lunch.
Now you can finally play with your baby without getting pissed, puked, or spit on with the Baby Shield. This amazing contraption allows you to remain socially distant from your baby. Strap it on and don’t get too close. You never know when it could come in handy. This hilarious prank box is sure to get plenty of laughs from new parents.
It’s hard to surprise somebody on their Birthday until now. The Surprise cake stand has a tube that hides inside the cake and pops out to reveal their gift. You simply stuff anything that will fit inside the tube. Place your cake on the included stand and cut out the center of the cake to slide the tube inside. Then top off the cake with icing. There a little key on the front of the stand that allows you to release the gift on cue to truly surprise the recipient. Happy Birthday!
Do you feel thirsty all the time? Here is the solution for you. This can of Dehydrated Water can help. Simply fill it water and drink it whenever you feel thirsty. What have you got to lose? There is even a 101 day, money back guaranteed. If this can of Dehydrated Water doesn’t make your recipient laugh, simply send it back for a full refund.
It’s alive! Who knew that a small envelope could be so scary? Don’t open the envelope! There are rattlesnake eggs inside. This envelope has rubber band that is attached to a washer. To set it up, you twist the rubber band to creation tension and slide it in the envelope. The minute the envelope is opened, it snaps and rattles like a rattle snake.
Is she that girl that has everything? Then give her Nothing. It comes with hilarious packaging with Nothing inside. It’s the ultimate gift in minimalism. She is going to love telling all her friends that she got “Nothing” for Christmas. While it is nothing, it is guaranteed to give her a smile.
Are you the worst boyfriend? Here is the perfect Christmas gift for your girlfriend. On the outside, this looks like such a beautiful gift box. She is probably expecting some expensive jewelry inside, but imagine her surprise when she sees a lump of coal. after she opens it say “Look at the size of that rock.”
Forget turkey and gravy? Pop open a can of creamed possum during your next holiday dinner. A real Southern treat. No hunting required! You will never find fresher road kill. Blended with sweet potatoes and coon fat, this is a real scrumptious treat especially when served over fresh veggies. It’s prepared just the way that grandma used to make. This gag gift looks so real that it will fool just about everybody.
Are you tired of being weak? Have you tried lifting only to be left with scrawny arms? Open up a can of Whoop-Ass! Made with 8 ounces of pwnage, 1/2 of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore, this is the real deal. Manufactured in Kickassistan, it reeks of body odor. Simply empty the contents into a pan until it boils over.
Who doesn’t like getting a gift box? Give them the gift of frustration with the box in a box in a box. There are 6 perfectly nested boxes in all. Is there anything in here? You will have to wait until you get to the bottom. You get 3 sets of boxes so you can pull off the prank 3 times.
Is she that girl that has everything? Then give her Nothing. It comes with hilarious packaging with Nothing inside. It’s the ultimate gift in minimalism. She is going to love telling all her friends that she got “Nothing” for Christmas. While it is nothing, it is guaranteed to give her a smile.
Do you know somebody addicted to technology? Do you have a relative that you never see? Do you have a friend that won’t stop texting? Here are the coolest, weirdest, and quirky gadgets that will leave your recipient with a stunned look on their face. With these gifts, finally their grades will improve.
The Amazon Alexa is amazing but it is a bit boring to look at. Like a costume for your Amazon Echo, this stand from Otterbox adds Baby Yoda ears to the side of your smart speaker without interfering with its functionality. Simply put it on and instead of asking Alexa to play your favorite music, ask Baby Yoda.
You are probably asking what’s this! It’s the Nintendo Switch. All the cool kids these days are playing the Nintendo Switch. It’s out of stock everywhere but we finally found it in stock. This Nintendo Switch Wall Cover has the best graphics ever. Mario and Yoshi have never looked better. Please note that the dock is sold separately.
What would you do with a hidden camera? There are so many reasons why somebody would want a spy camera. Need a pair of extra eyes and ears? With a clip mount, this mini spy camera can be attached to anything. It supports up to 32GB of storage and records video in 5 minute chunks. With 1080p, night vision, and motion detection, this compact one inch camera can be hidden in plain sight and will catch anybody in the act.
A wearable fan? This might not be the most fashion idea but who wouldn’t want a portable fan that you can take anywhere with you? No hands necessary! You can hang this fan around your neck and cool off anywhere. It’s rechargeable and has 3 different speed settings. The best part? The fan heads are flexible so you can even rotate the fans.
If you have dreaming about using your iPhone or tablet anywhere, you have to check out this wearable phone holder. Once you secure around your neck or place it on a flat surface, you can place your device inside. The goose arm allows you to bend and twist it so you can position your device perfectly. Think about the possibilities. We would love to lie in bed watching Netflix all day.
Ring! Ring! Ring! What’s ringing? It’s the Banana phone! Phones are cool but the hottest new gadget of this year is the Banana phone. Okay, maybe not. The Banana phone is a Bluetooth headset that connects to your phone. It allows you to take phone calls. Who wouldn’t want to talk on a banana shaped phone in public? There’s nothing weird about that.
A thumb drive? Wake up, it’s the digital age. There are no more floppies. For those that don’t know – a thumb drive is a little finger attached to a USB that plugs into your computer. It stores Gigabytes on it. The newest generations of students are all using thumb drives to store their files. It comes in various storage sizes.
Enter the Davinci code to unlock this unique USB stick. Forget encryption this might be the world’s most secure USB stick. Simply turn the 4 dials using the wheels to release the USB Key inside. It’s the perfect way to hide your stash of files that you don’t want anybody to access. What will you hide inside?
Is she always distracted by her cell phone? If she’s glued to her cell phone, maybe it’s time to take a time out. This safe is a fun way to control her access to her cell phone or just about anything. It has a timer on it that can be set from 1 minute to 10 days. Finally, you will be able to talk to her.
There is a reason that corgi pups are the Internet’s latest obsession – their adorable behinds. Now everybody’s favorite dog has been turned into a mouse pad. It features a corgi pup that is looking over its shoulder with its huge “3D” butt showing. What’s even cooler? The butt is actually an ergonomic wrist rest. Who wouldn’t love resting their hand on a dog’s butt cheeks?
What happens when you combine a boring phone charger with Christmas lights? You get this cool phone lighting charge cable that charges your iPhone. What could be more festive?
Bring home the classic arcade action of Pac-Man with this miniature arcade game. This arcade features an authentic and faithful recreation of the original Pac-Man arcade game, complete with decals and gameplay. There’s even mini joysticks and buttons so you can play until your heart’s content without worrying about poppin’ another quarter. Choose from classic arcade games like Pac-Man, Space Invaders, Dig Dug, Galaga, and more.
Add a little fun to your light switch with this arcade style light switch plate. This light switch plate features two colorful, large arcade style buttons. It’s super easy to install and simply replaces your current light switch plate. It’s an affordable gift for the gamer in your life.
Put your future in the hands of Nintendo’s famous plumber with this Mario-themed fortune telling Magic 8 Ball. Shake it and discover your fortune. This mystical ball features a dozen different answers that are all delivered in Mario’s whimsical accent. Great classic fun with Super Mario!
Say goodbye to neck pain. The Prism Bed Specs contain a series of mirrors that rotate your vision 90 degrees downward. When you look forward through the glasses, it allows you to see your feet. That means you can lie in bed and read a book or watch television. Pranksters are going to find millions of uses for these.
Does he play nothing but video games? If he loves drinking a hot cup of coffee in the morning, he is going to love this mug with a huge Gameover logo on the front. The coolest part? It has a controller for a handle. Unfortunately, you can’t use it to play PlayStation games.
Nope, you are not high on mushrooms! This 8 bit Mario block is real. It’s even better than the one in the old Mario games because it lights up. The best part? When you bang on it, it delivers a satisfying coin block sound just like in the game. We want to bang our heads on it.
Have you ever wanted to use your phone in the bathroom? Shexting while pooping on the toilet is an upcoming trend. No more trying to balance your phone on a makeshift tripod. Meet the toilet phone caddy. Hanging on any toilet roll holder, this remarkable gadget frees your hands so you can wipe your butt without worrying about dropping your phone down the drain. If you act now, it comes with bonus gloves.
She probably is asking for the new iPhone. Give her something better! There is a brand new phone out and it isn’t the iPhone. It doesn’t make calls, record video, play games, or play music. Then what does it do? It actually does everything that it is advertised to do. Nothing! Upgrade to this model for a lot of laughs.
I’ll be back! Call on the Terminator when you are in trouble. This might look like a cell phone but it’s actually a working stun gun. Carry it around when you want additional safety. If somebody wants to take your “cell phone”, you could give it to them. It will leave the perpetrator a little stunned. Please use responsibly and only for self defense.
Do you find yourself smashing the enter key a lot? Long work days just got a lot easier with this super-sized Enter key. Six times larger than a typical enter key, this plush pillow actually connects to your computer and is functional. Who knew that banging your keys could relieve stress? Can we have a ctrl-alt-delete pillow too?
Insert Coin. With this key chain, you don’t have to pop quarters into arcades any more to relive the old days. Not only is it the perfect replica, but it even lights up. For retro gamers, it’s a fun trip back to the 80s.
With eye popping titles, these prank books are perfect gift for passionate readers. Learn to craft with cat hair, traumatize your kids in 7 steps, or poo like a yoga instructor with these underrated books that belong at the top of the New York Times’ Bestseller list. These are great joke gifts for any special occasion. Birthdays, Christmas, and Holidays will never be the same. Laugh so hard, you will be begging for tissue paper.
Let That Sh*t Go capitalizes on the trend of using profanity to relieve stress. In this journal, every page prompts you to write about something. It’s fun to just turn the pages and look at the different exercises. It’s a great gift for anybody who finds relief in cussing.
Here is a self-help book that bluntly addresses why we are not happy. While the book’s title is crude and vulgar, it’s actually a clever disguised book about the many teachings of Buddhism. The author, Mark Manson, injects outrageous humor, profanity, and satire to the philosophy, which gives the teachings a new perspective. It’s the perfect way to bring in the New Year.
We all know how difficult it is to put young children to sleep. You have probably spent hours reading to your children bed time stories hoping that they will finally sleep. Written like a children’s bedtime story, Go the F**k To Sleep is a love letter to tired parents. With lots of profanity, you probably don’t want to read this book to your children, but it will help you fall asleep.
Have you ever tried to make Cauldron Cakes? Finally we can make our favorite treats from Harry Potter. If she is a Potterhead, she is going to want to make every recipe in this book. The best part? She doesn’t even have to go to Hogwarts to become a cooking wizard. Because most of the recipes are English, it’s a lot of fun to try a different cuisine.
Rap Star, Snoop Dog has been dropping hit after hit in the music industry. Now he is ready to share his most delicious recipes as he takes you into his kitchen. Inside you will find 50 recipes from Billionaire’s Bacon to Baby Got Back Ribs. Each recipe has a background story related to Snoop’s life. Make sure you throw on a Snoop Dogg record and sip on gin and juice as you work your way through each recipe.
Journals are fun but they don’t have to be so serious. Here’s a humorous and lighthearted way to reflect on the day’s events. It gives you a place to put the thoughts you are thinking without saying them aloud. It contains simple and repetitive prompts to fill out each day including electing an a**hole of the day.
You have probably heard of To Kill a Mockingbird, but have you heard of Tequila Mockingbird? With a “punny” title, this book provides comedic relief for book and bar lovers. It’s not the latest literary masterpiece but instead a book about mixing cocktails. With tons of literary puns inside and 65 delicious recipes, it’s a fun book to flip through. Soon you will be mixing everything from The Last of Mojitos to Romeo and Julep.
This is the best bathroom book ever. Have you ever wondered how much actual power Yoda would need to lift an x-wing fighter? What If there was only one person in the world that was your soul mate? What are the chances you would end up together? What If uses the scientific method to answer silly questions in a way that everybody can understand. Blending humor and science, the answers are often hilarious and informative.
Some people say it like it is, but some of us don’t want to be so blunt. Everybody communicates in their own way. Are you afraid of hurting your friend’s feelings? Don’t want to ask your crush out? Let these hilarious Knock Knock Nifty notes do the talking for you. There are several nifty notes to choose from. With simple checkboxes and fill in the blanks, you don’t even have to say a word.
Did you know that Thousand Island Dressing was named after islands in upstate New York? Containing 704 pages, The Book of Unusual Knowledge is filled with knowledge, history, and facts that you never learned in school. There are a total of 22 chapters that cover everything from movies to technology. It’s the perfect book to keep in the living room or . . . bathroom.
This book has been declared by many as the “worst alphabet book” in the world. If P is for pterodactyl than what is A for? Aisle of course. English can sometimes be weird. Focusing on English quirks, this picture book focuses on words with silent letters and weird grammar to describe the alphabet. Each letter is illustrated with humorous art. While it is not a great way to teach your children the alphabet, this book will make you laugh like a child.
With a tied-up beautifully roasted chicken on its cover, there’s nothing more erotic than a cookbook entitled Fifty Shades of Chicken. With a collection of 50 different recipes, you’ll be spanking, binding, and steaming chicken in ways that you have never done before. It’s enough to make you feel hot and buttered.
Are you getting bored eating cock the same way? It can be tasteless. Who knew there were so many mouth watering ways to eat cock? With 50 different recipes to cook cock, this book is thick. You will be left with a mouthful. You will cook everything from Risotto Cock Calls to Cock With Rice. You’ll eat crispy cock, roasted cock, creamy cock, and more. Everybody will want to taste your cock in their mouth. Of course,we are talking about chicken.
Do you hate losing your place? Upgrade your bookmark with this finger pointing bookmark. While ordinary bookmarks remember the page you were on, this bookmark remembers the exact line that you were on. The little finger points to the exact spot you left off at. Made of an elastic material, it is designed to fit books of all sizes. It’s the perfect gift for the bookworm on your list.
From the cover, this might look like a children’s book but don’t fall for its cartoony cover. Just like a children’s book, each page contains one sentence and a fun illustration. The only problem? Trees get turned into furniture. Animals become dinner. Everything is dead. Filled with dark humor, it belongs on the coffee table.
Have you ever wanted to learn more about Cannabis but didn’t know where to start? Geared to beginners who are looking to try medicinal Cannabis for the first time, this guide will breakdown everything you need to know about the basics. It’s broken down into six sections that cover everything from buying Cannabis to using it to relieve pain. It’s okay to get high like a lady.
What happens when you combine cats with crafts? Are you tired of your cat’s hair shedding on everything? Do you love crafting? Don’t waste their hair! You might as well collect it all and use it to make cat hair projects. Give it to your neighbors too. You make everything from finger puppets to cozy mittens and gloves. All of the projects can be completed in under an hour. The only requirement? A big fur ball. No seriously, we are not joking.
Parenting just got easier! Do you want to become the worst parent? Screw up your children forever with these seven proven methods. It’s not easy raising a spoiled brat but in less than 6 weeks, you can damage your kids forever. In this cautionary tale, you’ll learn how to control, push, indulge, and neglect your children.
Do you want to be the evil mastermind behind the next neighborhood joke? Plot out your next prank with this prank encyclopedia for kids. Inside it contains 70 delightful and disgusting pranks from classics to food pranks. You build your own hand operated “Whoopee cushion” out of a paperclip and “poo” out of chocolate and peanut butter. It’s the perfect gift for the prankster in your life.
Are tired of boring diets? Do you love red meat, cheese, and bread? Do you hate veggies? The Dude Diet lets you eat everything that you love but includes healthier substitutes. The entire book is written in a language that most guys will understand. All the recipes are broken into categories from badass Breakfasts to On The Grill. You’ll make everything from “Taco Bell” Beef Tacos to Chocolate Almond Cake.
Don’t read this book to your child. It’s the sequel to Go the F*ck to Sleep and a tongue in cheek R-Rated parody that is written for adults. Is getting your child to eat worse than going to the dentist? With its colorful illustrations, this book will get you to laugh at an impossible situation.
How many different ways can you poop? Pooping has turned into an art form with the Kama Pootra. This remarkable book teaches you 52 different ways to poop from the leapfrog to your dad’s position. You’ll learn to celebrate the human body as you perform Yoga moves over the toilet seat. Give a copy to everybody you know. Heck, give a copy to your dog.
Do you cuss like a sailor? Stop using the same word over and over. Now you can elevate the art of cussing with this profanity generator. This book comes with two flippable booklets that allow you to mix and match curse words to create unexpected results. Not only are there dirty words, but also there are some touchy words that could offend some people. Spin the wheel, you never know what will pop up.
There are many questions in life that go unanswered. Does it Fart? is the ultimate guide to animal farting. Written by a team of scientists, it answers the age old question on everybody’s mind “Does It Fart?” Not only that, it will cover the frequency of farts but even how bad the stench left behind is. It contains a lot of scientific information that you didn’t know you needed to know or maybe didn’t want to know.
Are you addicted to p*rn? This book will save you relationship. A lot of men stare at unclothed women in magazines and online. Why can’t women join in on the fun too? Women will drool over the hunks in this book. Fully clothed, the men are vacuuming, cooking, and taking out the trash. It’s a great gift for men too. He’ll learn how to be a better husband.
Shakespeare is known for his impressive love stories and poetry. Now you can elevate the art of an insult with this insult generator. Anybody can swear but an insult disguised with fancy words sounds so much more elegant. This kit comes with mix and match words so you can create over 150,000 insults. Is there anything better than yelling Shakespearean insults at each other on Christmas day? Churlish Clay-Brained Scullion!
A wearable book? Now even little kids can grow a beard. Each page in Book-O-Beards includes a different beard with a new theme. Kids and parents will love holding the pages up to their faces, giving them a funny new look. It’s fun to change your look, change your voice, and become different characters while reading bedtime stories. Who do you want to be? Santa Clause or a Pirate.
What are you going to do with all that toilet paper you have hoarded? Next time you sit on the toilet, try the art of Toilet Paper Origami. You will make animals, flowers, and swans all out of toilet paper. With 32 different designs, the book contains detailed instructions that walk you through every fold, cut, and flip. Who knew that toilet paper could be so fun?
Light some candles and slip into something comfortable; this is a romantic tale like no other. In the first scene a horse meets his soul mate, a woman. Unfortunately, this romance is forbidden because the two of them came from different species. Still, the two lovers would do anything to be with each other. Actually, we have no idea what the heck this book is about, but judging from its cover, it looks like some horsesh*t.
For many in the modern world, the Kama Sutra has become the sex bible for muscle stretching sex positions. This modern take features mind blowing sex positions such as The Last Jedi, BB-ATE, and AT-T Style demonstrated by your favorite Star Wars characters. Everybody grab your light saber and let the force awaken.
Can I use your bathroom? Sure, just sign the Bathroom Guestbook. Potty humor just took an unexpected turn with the Bathroom Guest book. Every time your guests go to the bathroom, they can sign, read, and doodle in this guestbook. You’ll have to rate your bathroom experience, document the sounds you heard, and even reveal the consistency of your poop. Just make sure you keep plenty of hand sanitizer nearby.
These gifts might look strange at first, but once you put it in your mouth you’ll enjoy the crunchiness, explosiveness, and sweetness. You know you want to take a bite. Don’t worry, their completely edible.
Yum, dill flavored almonds! Who doesn’t love salty and spicy pickles? Do you love crunchy almonds? You have probably tried almonds and dill pickle but have you tried them together? With the perfect balance of vinegar, saltiness, and spice, these snacks will fulfill your cucumber addiction.
Forget deadlines! There is no better way to boost your energy than a cup of coffee in the morning. Kill yourself with caffeine by drinking a cup of Death Wish coffee. With almost 4 times the amount of coffee as a regular cup of coffee, Death Wish is the world’s strongest coffee and is the closest thing to shooting caffeine directly into your veins. With a hint of chocolate and cherry, this smooth flavored coffee will get your heart racing so you never sleep again.
Want to try something magically delicious? You are about to get real lucky. Wouldn’t it be cool if Lucky Charms just came with the marshmallows? Now for the magic! Empty out your box of Lucky Charms and put this inside the box. Viola! All marshmallows!
All pink Starburst! What is your favorite Starburst flavor? We all have our favorites. Do you like only eating the Strawberry Starburst? No more hunting around for your favorite Starburst flavors in the bag. This bag of Starburst contains 2 pounds of just strawberry flavored Starburst. Your taste buds just got more excited.
It’s always a good idea to try new things. Everybody has eaten skittles, Starburst, and Snicker bars at least once in their life. You never really grow up until you have eaten a bag of Pop Rocks. When you put these candies in your mouth, they start popping. Even better is to have them with soda. We promise, it won’t explode your head.
Looks can be deceiving! Despite the fancy packaging, this just looks like a normal gummy bear. They aren’t lying when they say it’s the world’s hottest gummy bear. It contains a chili extract that it 9 times hotter than a jalapeño. This gummy bear is so hot that it should come with an FDA warning that it is a suppository. It’s like eating a stick of dynamite.
Does she love putting hot sauce on everything? Let her bring the heat with this DIY Hot sauce making kit. Including all the dry ingredients that you will need, this kit takes all the guess work out of making your own hot sauce. You can follow the step by step directions or experiment with creating your own hot sauce.
Sorry, we forgot what these do. Do you sometimes mix up your children’s names? Do you forget where you keep things? Do you forget your spouse’s name? It’s okay. You are having a senior moment. Take one Memory Mint and don’t forget to call us in the morning.
Salt and pepper are great, but you can’t throw a barbeque without the “Special Sh*t.” With a mix with salt, pepper, garlic, and other spices, this seasoning is appropriately named. Sprinkle some of this on whatever you are making and it no longer tastes like bullsh-t.
I love this game. There are different colored jelly beams. Each color can either taste good like juicy pear or disgusting like stinky socks. Other delicacies include skunk spray, moldy cheese, and boogers. To play, you spin the wheel, which selects one of the colors. Then you pick up a jelly bean of that color and bite into it. Will you get lucky? Just remember to have a trashcan nearby.
Everybody knows that the best part about making cookies is eating the raw cookie dough. The only problem? It’s unsafe to eat because of the raw egg, which may contain E. coli. Now you enjoy raw cookie dough without having to worry about food poisoning with Cookie Doug bites. It has all of the fun and taste of cookie dough. The best part? It’s egg-free.
Are you tired of hot sauces that have no taste? Get the toilet tissue ready, you are going to need it after eating this Hot Sauce. With a funny name, this spicy elixir from Australia comes with a warning. Be careful too much consumption will cause your butthole to be on fire. Packed with a mix of Australian vegetables and scorpion chilies, it’s hot and will tantalize your taste buds. You are going to want to put it on everything.
Take your taste buds on a wild ride the Mberry Miracle Fruit Tablets. Anything acidic is supposed to taste sweet. Dissolve the tablet in your mouth for a few minutes and the effects can last up to 30 minutes. You can straight up drink vinegar and eat lemons. Strawberries taste like candy. It’s a miracle!
Are you ready to take the Death Nut Challenge! Made with the world’s hottest peppers, these are the spiciest peanuts in the world. The challenge comes with 5 levels of spiciness. The last nut is appropriately called The Death Nut, which is only 1000X hotter than a jalapeño. Be smart, don’t try it unless you want a near death experience.
Become a wizard with the Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. These are the same jelly beans that Ron and Harry shared in the Harry Potter books. It comes in every flavor and we mean it. Be careful of stuffing a handful of these jelly beans in your mouth. You might get something candy flavored but you might also get vomit, soap, or dirt.
Are you ready to put Satan’s toe in your mouth for 5 minutes? Made from a special chilli extract that comes from hell, this candy is said to be 900 times hotter than a jalapeno. Put it in your mouth and your whole body will be engulfed with 900 degree heat. PS. We are not responsible for anybody who dies trying this.
What’s 900 times hotter than a jalapeño? Meet the World’s Hottest Chocolate bar! Looks can be deceiving. This might look like ordinary chocolate, but it is infused with chili extract. While very small, there is no way you are going to eat the whole thing. At first when you bite through a piece of chocolate piece, it tastes like chocolate. Seconds later your tongue, whole mouth, and throat will be on fire. You will feel like a dragon.
Have you ever wanted to taste pigs covered in mud? Oink! Oink! Expand your taste of chocolate with a unique pop of flavor with these Bacon flavored mini chocolate bars. Imagine the taste of salty bacon combined with sweet chocolate. This unique blend of chocolate will explode in your mouth, giving new meaning to salty and savory.
Just say no! Get high on candy cigarettes. We still don’t know why candy cigarettes are still around. Made in the 1930s, they were controversial because they were modeled after real cigarettes and were thought to desensitize children to the harmful effects of smoking. Shaped like a cigarette, this bubblegum candy puffs out white powdery stuff but tastes like chalk. Even Joe the Camel would stay away.
Do you believe in “Big Foot?” What’s sour, round, and hard? No it’s not Big Foot, it’s Big Foot Ballz! When you suck on these balls, they are super sour and crunchy on the outside. They will leave you sour faced. You really have to bite into them to taste the sweetness inside.
Dang, is this gummy bear on steroids? Your teenage boy will be speechless when he sees this massive 5-pound gummy bear. He probably would want to wrestle with it before devouring it.
Enjoy all your favorite hard liquor drinks without the need of a designated driver with these cocktail flavored jellybeans. Jelly Belly makes all types of different flavored jelly beans. We have all tasted the regular flavors but it is always fun to try something funky. With 5 flavors from pina colada to mojito, they taste just like actual cocktails minus the alcohol.
Don’t unicorns fart, too? This Bag of Unicorn Farts is a fantastic and funny gag gift that is sure to get the gift receiver laughing out loud. Curious ones will open the bag to find a tasty and delicious treat hidden inside. Surprise … it’s cotton candy! Seeing the look on your girl’s face … priceless!
Who doesn’t love gummy bears? This is not your ordinary gummy bear. Weighing a hefty 5 pounds, it’s the world’s largest gummy bear. It will keep her busy for a long time.
For the Hershey lover, this giant sized 5 pound Hershey Chocolate bar is a great Birthday gift. Huge doesn’t begin to describe how big this candy bar is. This monster sized candy bar is bigger than your head. The only problem? Your friends will all want a piece.
Yup! You aren’t seeing things. Just when you think you have seen everything, you haven’t. Over 1.5 pounds of solid lollipop goodness throughout. Pourquoi? Because it’s ridiculous. Who knows how much sugar it took to create this spectacular gift but we don’t care. It’s like stuffing 100 lollipops into one. It’s probably not even something they will finish but the look on their face makes it all worth it.
Do you love to try everything? We dare you to try the world’s nastiest sucker with a creepy surprise inside, a real scorpion. It’s hard just to stick a bug in your mouth and just eat it, but sticking it inside fruit flavored candy makes it seem more edible. Don’t worry it won’t sting because the scorpion inside is dead. We are curious: How many licks does it take to get to the center? Let us know.
What could be better than Reese’s peanut butter cups? What about one pound of giant sized Reese’s Peanut Butter Pies? In this pack you get 2 pies with the perfect blend of peanut butter and milk chocolate. You could eat 16 regular sized Reese’s peanut butter cups but it’s so much more fun to eat 2 freaking huge pies.
Do you like the salty, buttery taste of popcorn? Do you like spicy things? Have you ever wanted to sprinkle hot sauce all over your bowl of popcorn? Made with Carolina Reaper peppers, this fiery flavored popcorn will literally rip you a new one if you can get through the bag. Warning: Open windows before popping. May cause volcanic eruptions in the bathroom and 3rd degree burns on exit. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Forget traditional candy canes, ruin Christmas with these clam flavored candy canes. Smelling like clam chowder, they taste as bad as they sound. Hang them on the tree and your children will beg you for one. Leave them out and you will know exactly who stole one when they let out the most agonizing “EEEWWWW!” Once they stick one in their mouth, they are guaranteed to get sea sick.
Typically, popcorn is covered with butter. What happens when you combine Oreo cookies with popcorn? You get Oreo Cookie Popcorn with the taste of Oreo cookies in each bite. Snack Pop even makes other flavors too including Butterfinger and Twix.
Have you ever wondered what astronauts eat in space? Whether fact or fiction, the story is that the astronauts ate this freeze-dried ice cream. Unlike traditional ice cream, it doesn’t need to be refrigerated, making it the perfect stocking stuffer. When you first open it, it looks very chalky but once it hits your mouth it tastes a lot like ice cream.
During Christmas, I love to get candy from different countries. It’s fun to get stuff that you have never tried before. These Japanese DIY candy kits are super weird. I wouldn’t call them delicious but they are super fun to make with friends.
How much do you love candy canes? This is candy cane looks like it was used to build an elf’s gingerbread house in the North Pole. It contains 2 pounds of pepperminty goodness. It’s the perfect way to wish them a “Merry” Christmas.
Trick or treat! Who knew that olive covered almonds could taste so good? Oddly, while they look like olives, Koppers don’t actually taste like olives. Thanks to food coloring and milk chocolate, they just look like olives. Throw them in your candy dish for a fun treat.
The biggest question with this mega sized Jaw breaker is how do you actually eat it? If you manage to fit it in your mouth, you would probably break your jaw. You could possibly lick it until it eventually dissolves . . . a month later. The current record is 17 days. How many days will you take?
Regular Hershey Kisses are yummy but every now and then we need to treat ourselves. Now Hershey has made a deluxe version of its infamous kissed shaped chocolate. Hershey Kisses Deluxe chocolates are double the size of a regular Hershey Kiss and have a Hazelnut in the center. The outer layer of chocolate has rice crisps, making it an even more luxurious treat.
Do you think milk tastes bland? Milk does a body good but there hasn’t been a reason to drink it. Available in a variety of flavors like Cookies and Cream, Magic Milk Straws flavor your milk as you sip. Low in sugar, there are little sugar beads inside each straw that add flavor to milk. For even more fun, try sipping two different flavors at the same time for a real treat.
Spin the wheel in this spicy game of chance. Will you be able to handle the heat or have to reach for a glass of milk? There are 12 mini hot sauce bottles that are arranged around the wheel. Spin the wheel and brace yourself for the sauce it lands on. Players that can’t handle the heat are out. Spice up game night.
They always say bigger is better. Meet the world’s biggest Rice Krispie treat. 15 inches by 12 inches? That’s like 24 Rice Krispies all smashed together. That’s 2 pounds of marshamallowy goodness.
What do you think of when you hear “big Toblerone?” Weighing about 10 pounds, the 2.5 feet chocolate bar is a massive slab of chocolate. There is just no way to describe how big this candy is. The only problem? It’s not even going to fit in the cupboard. Just one bar would probably take your whole life to finish.
Cake is so boring. Instead get this chocolate pizza and cut it into pieces. It comes in the cutest pizza box. With a chocolate crust, crunchy popcorn, and candy toppings, it the perfect mix of a salty and sweet snack.
There’s something strange in the neighborhood. It’s the Marshmallow Man. Don’t call the Ghostbusters. You can now eat him. Made from pure marshmallows and granulated sugar, this Marshmallow Man is completely edible and smells so marshmallowy. He comes in his trademark sailor suit costume and the detail on his face is amazing. You will want to blow him up into pieces and enjoy the gooey pieces in your mouth.
Do you like eating a–? Chocolates come in all the shapes and sizes but a chocolate butthole? Made of pure milk chocolate, these buttholes look like they were molded from a real anus. Send it to the sh-ttiest person in your life.
Have you been naughty or nice? When dinner has ended, forget the dinner mints. Whip out the After Dinner Nipples. Nibble on them for some dark chocolate goodness and peppermint goodness inside. They taste just like minty nipples.
Have you ever wanted to try pussy? With a 100% natural blend of grape juice, lime, and six botanical herbs, this pussy is all natural. While the name is outrageous, this is just an energy drink. What does pussy taste like? While it has a unique fruity taste, it doesn’t have a fishy after taste.
Why hurt somebody in person when you can tell them to “eat a dick” anonymously? You can send somebody a five inch long chocolate ding dong that comes beautifully packaged. With a wide range of dicks for every occassion, the company promises that everything is completely vegan. What do you do when you get a chocolate ding dong in the mail? You put it in your mouth, of course.
Throw away that boring kitchen appliance! We’ve got a whole slew of funny novelty items for the kitchen that will make your life so much easier as a chef. These gifts are good for more than just a smile, and they might soon become household staples.
Have you ever wanted to shred meat like a bear? Made of Nylon, these shredder claws essentially give you bear claws so you can shred through pork, chicken, or beef. Simply dig them into any slab of meat and dig away. They are heat resistant up to 475 degrees so you can use them on the grill too. The best part? You may never use a fork and knife again.
Do you hate the smell of onions and garlic? Can’t get rid of the strong odor on your hands after handling food? Made out of stainless steel, the Rub-a-Way bar promises to remove unwanted smells from your hands. Use it just like soap. While it works like sorcery, there is a science behind it.
Have you ever seen a desk on four wheels? Who knew you could turn your car into a cafeteria? With this clip on steering wheel, you can eat or work in your car. With 2 sides, it provides a flat workable surface for your laptop and a tabletop with a cup holder on the other.
Chicken Nuggets were made to be eaten in the car. You can’t have chicken nuggets without dip. Now you don’t have to worry with the Saucemoto Dip Clip, a sauce holder that mounts to your car’s air vents. Seriously, this might be the best invention for those who can’t get enough of fast food.
Making perfect pancakes just got a lot easier. Holding 4 cups of batter, this pancake and cupcake batter dispenser uses a pulley to dispense batter evenly. The helpful measuring markers make it is easy to dispense the right amount. The best part? You don’t have to worry about spills and drips.
Frozen coke? Frozen orange juice? Everything tastes better frozen. Turn your favorite drink into a slushy with this slushie maker from Zoku. It doesn’t just work with soda and juice; you can turn any liquid into slush. To use, store the slush maker in the freezer. When you are ready, pour your favorite drink inside and watch it instantly change into slush. Use the included spoon to scrape the slushie mixture from the sides of the cup.
Does s/he always love cooking or barbequing for the whole family? With the words, “I’ll feed all you f–kers,” written across the front, this apron is a great gift for the only cook in the family. Made of cotton, this apron has 3 pockets for keeping all your tools close by. Invite all the guests over and remind them how much you love to cook with a little adult language.
Do you have a fussy eater? On your mark, get set, GO! Set up like a game board, this food tray turns eating into a game. It makes it easy to divide food into small portions before kids reach the finish line. At the end, there is a “special prize” hidden under the finish line. For the first time, your child will eat broccoli, brussels sprouts, and everything on the plate. There are several different themes to choose from super heroes to pirates.
With the words “Have A Nice Day” written across the front, this might look like an ordinary mug. Don’t lift this mug up otherwise the whole room will stare at you! We warned you. On the underneath, there is a middle finger. Every time you take a sip of your beverage, you will flip off everybody.
There’s nothing better than eating s’mores with marshmallows roasted on a campfire, but we can’t always go camping. Besides why wait so long when you can make s’mores in the microwave in 30 seconds. This unique gadget has a built in water reservoir to make sure that your marshmallows and chocolate are evenly cooked. Imagine perfectly melted marshmallows and chocolate s’mores all year round. Ah . . . it’s like s’more heaven.
There’s something in my cup. Cue the scary music. Deep within this cup lies a secret so deep that you will want to reach the bottom of the cup every time. Make sure when you give it to somebody that you fill it up with their favorite beverage. Tell them you got them a new cup. Imagine their surprise when a freaking dinosaur’s head pops out. Just the thought scares us. You can choose from several animals.
These light saber chopsticks are perfect for channeling the force when you are eating your food. The coolest part? They glow and come in a variety of neon colors. Even if you don’t know how to use chop sticks and they won’t slice your food, they are just fun to play with. May the food be with you.
Let’s get weird! Are you feeling lonely? Everybody knows that it is better to drink with drinking buddies than to drink alone. What could be better than drinking buddies in Speedos? Attach your drinking buddy’s hands to the side of your glass. It’s the best way to mark your drink when you are throwing a drinking party. No more guessing whose drink is whose. Each buddy has a name on his name on his backside.
Take your culinary skill to a miniature level with this teeny tiny 17 piece baking set. The best part? They are real tools. You can actually bake with them. Make bite size pizza, brownies, and cup cakes. It couldn’t be easier to measure everything to the closest smidge. Everything tastes better when it is tiny.
Does she want to start her own planting her own garden? Growing normal vegetables just got a lot more boring. This kit lets you grow common vegetables with a funky twist: purple carrots, yellow courgettes, red brussels sprouts, striped tomatoes, and multicolored swiss chard. What could be better than unique, brightly colored vegetables?
Sip from this cauldron shaped soup mug and you will turn into a magical wizard. With a Hogwarts crest on the outside, this mug is something that any Harry Potter fan would love drinking out of. Holding 16 ounces of liquid, it might not be as big as a life size cauldron. Still, that doesn’t mean she can’t whip up a magical potion that wakes her up in the morning.
We all need our caffeine fix in the morning but now you can also get your Lego fix. Build Lego structures in the office during boring meetings with this unique coffee mug. Similar to a Lego base plate, it has a peg-and-hole surface on the front. While it comes with bricks, it’s compatible with Lego bricks and mini figures. Turn your mug into a skyscraper!
Why the heck are you drinking out of a camera lens? Shaped like a real Canon camera lens, this is actually a mug. With a focus ring, it’s so realistic that it’s easy to mistake it for the real thing. Coffee mugs aren’t supposed to be this fun. With a no spill lid and insulation, the paparazzi fan in your life is going to want to take it everywhere they go.
Cheers! Is your baby always trying to reach for your beer bottle? Give him a cold one and let him drink with you with this hilarious baby beer bottle. Made of phthalate-free plastic and with a food-grade silicone nipple, this bottle holds 10 ounces of his favorite beverage. Your baby will love chugging milk, formula, and juice out of it.
Who knew that misspelling a word could be so fun? Dad: Hey they misspelled “Father” on my cup! Mom: That’s okay. It says “Farter,” which is more accurate. There’s no better way to let him know that he is the number one farter in the world. Sorry, we meant father.
Why would you use oven mitts, when you can use your “bear” hands? You never have to worry about burning your “bear” hands because their made with insulated cotton and heat resistant silicone. So go ahead and use your “bear” hands to pull out your world famous honey baked ham.
Don’t you hate when you drag all the toppings off the pizza when you cut it? Slice through a pizza like a handy man with this saw blade, the Pizza Boss. Designed like a circular saw, this blade will make slicing through pizza with clean lines a breeze. No more rolling back and forth for a million times.
Many years ago, the TriceraTaco roamed the Earth. The dinosaur got its name because it held Tacos on its back. Unlike other dinosaurs that have long gone extinct, this one is ready to hold your tacos on its back. The best part? It not only holds Taco, it can hold all your snacks from candy to cookies. It can even hold a phone. Taco Tuesday just got a whole lot more interesting.
Never burn yourself with the Cool Touch Microwave Bowl. While the inner bowl gets hot, the insulated outside bowl remains cool to the touch. The convenient handle allows you to perfectly grip the bowl. Finally, you can eat dinner straight from the microwave on the couch without burning yourself.
Matchy-matchy! There’s nothing that creates a better sense of unity than a cute pair of matching mugs. Each mug contains the nutrition facts of one amazing husband and wife. Every time they drink their favorite beverage together, he will get 1500% strength and she will get 0% wrong answers. No wonder they are the perfect couple. There is nothing better than starting your day off with a laugh.
Drinking coffee in the morning is fun, but you have never had a “hot” cup of coffee unless it’s in a Sriracha sauce mug. For those that love Sriracha sauce, it would be fun to fill this large mug with Sriracha and drink it down like it was coffee. Yum!
Macho, Macho, Man! Is there anything more attractive than a man in his underwear preparing a meal? This apron will have him looking his best and he will love his new 6 pack. He is going to love modeling it for everybody. The best part? He doesn’t even have to worry about getting grease burns.
If she loves collecting cute mugs, she will love this donut mug. Shaped like a donut, it will make her coffee just a litter sweeter. It is super fun to throw up on Instagram. It does have a squiggly top and it can be hard to clean, but it makes a great novelty gift for any coffee drinker .
Chop! Chop! Chopping boards just got a little more interesting. Turn the art of preparing food into a science with this unique cutting board. With grid lines and angles on it, you can finally trim vegetables with scientific precision. Instead of taking minutes to cut a potato, hours will disappear as you attempt to cut each slice into a perfect circle.
Finally, you will get all the caffeine you need by gulping out of this giant coffee cup. Hold the refills! Almost a foot wide and holding over a gallon of liquid, it would probably take a couple coffee pots just to fill it. Even if you don’t use it to get high off coffee each morning, it has a ton of other uses. Just make sure you don’t spill it after you have a coffee coma.
We don’t recommend drinking out of a toilet bowl, but this funny mug is sure to tickle her sense of humor. It makes everything you put inside of it look nasty. When you fill it with coffee, it looks like you are drinking poop water. Is there any better way to start your day than drinking out of a toilet?
Do people keep stealing your bag of Doritos? Yikes! There’s a big roach on my Doritos! About the same size as a roach, these roach clips are the best way to keep your snacks fresh and away from others. Put them on all the chip bags and everybody will be terrified to eat them. Finally, the chips are all yours. They might even scare you away.
Say goodbye to picky eating! Encourage your kids to play with their food with the Mrs. Food Face ceramic dinner plate. Even the fussiest eaters will love eating broccoli as they decorate their face plate with strange haircuts, mustaches, and pimples. Who says you shouldn’t play with your food?
It’s THE SHREDDER!! Shred cheese just like the Shredder with this uniquely shaped cheese grater. Comic book fans are going to love it. It’s essentially a cheese grater with a Shredder head on the top of it, but even if you don’t ever grate cheese, you are going to want one to make freshly baked pizza.
What the best way to keep your drink cool? You could use a Koozie but you could also use what Hulk uses – a giant fist. Put this fist on and you will feel your veins popping out of your head as you become the beast of the party. Made of foam, this oversized fist is the best way to cool your drink and wish everybody cheers.
Does she love hiding cookies from you, then she will love this funny cookie mug. You can stuff a cookie inside. This all in one mug has everything you need to have a complete breakfast. P.S. The cookie is sold separately.
Mugs are always cute but a personalized mug is even cuter. Oh my gosh, this chalkboard mug is so cute. I love how the surface is coated with a special glaze that turns it into a chalkboard. The best part? She can write a different message on it every day. You can get a good Instagram and Snapchat out of it.
Looking for a fun gift full of attitude for your teen son? Give him this ICK Mug as a fun joke. There’s no explanation necessary, but it’s sure to generate a laugh or two. The handle is unique and shaped like the letter D to complete the message. You’ll be pleasantly surprised that what you get is larger than the typical coffee mug. It’s perfect as a white elephant gift.
Do you want the perfect roasted marshmallow or hotdog? Never crouch over the fire again with the Fire Buggz Campfire Roaster. Similar to a fishing rod, this roaster allows you to lower food into the fire. Bait it and throw your line into the fire. You can even flip the food over with a quick flick of your wrist. The coolest part? It can roast 4 marshmallows at the same time.
Do you love Mickey Mouse? Do you love cooking? Mickey Mouse is loved by children of all ages including adults. Officially licensed, these oversized oven mitts are shaped like Mickey Mouse’s hands. Using the magic of Disney, they allow you to remove your favorite dishes out of the oven.
What’s the best way to cut a cake? A Saw! Slice cakes the way they were meant to be with a kitchen saw. Shaped like a wooden saw but made of plastic, this saw is designed to cut cakes, pies, and other baked goodies. It’s the only “tool” you need in the kitchen.
Don’t lick your fingers! Do you hate that your fingers get all orange, sticky, and cheddary when you eat your favorite chips? Made from food grade silicone and designed to fit just about any finger, these finger tongs will allow you to eat chips without directly touching them. Finally, you can say no to Cheeto dust.
Who doesn’t love cute coffee mugs? I love cups and mugs that are Pinteresty or Tumblry. For Christmas, this Ugly sweater one is so cute. You can even remove the sweater to reveal the manly hairy chest underneath. I think it would be so fun to take pictures with it. It’s so adorable.
Let’s face it, oven mitts are boring. We live boring lives because we can’t really say what’s on our minds. These oven mitts with snarky sayings and swear words on them are liberating. The next time you burn your favorite casserole, put these oven mitts on to experience joy like never before. The best part? We never have to say anything.
Why you would need this? If you want to look stupid AF, get punched in the face, and lose all your friends, you can try wearing this pizza “ziplock bag” as a fashion statement. Maybe you could be a trend setter on Instagram. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Add a little humor to your next bonfire with these roasting sticks that look like people. Roast marshmallows or wieners with these roasting sticks that are equipped with skewers over their private parts. You will never look at roasting sticks the same way.
Who doesn’t love tea? Now everybody can try tea bagging with this tea bag infuser. Tea infusers allow you to place dried tea leaves inside the infuser and dunk it into your cup of tea. What could be better than infusing your tea with a sack of balls? Everybody needs a pair!
Does she love Srircha hot sauce? Does she love putting it on everything? Now she never has to find herself eating plain, boring food. The Sriracha Keychain allows her to fill it up with her favorite hot sauce and take it everywhere with her. It’s the perfect gift for your Srircha lover.
Nobody wants a soggy bowl of cereal. Unless you eat your cereal right away, it’s going to get soggy. This specially designed cereal bowl has a section for your cereal and a separate section for your milk. There is a little spiral “slide” that allows you to push the cereal into the milk when you want to eat the cereal. Say goodbye to sogginess and hello to crunchy!
Are you a fan of true crime? Do you love cereal in the morning? Become the Ted Bundy of cereal with this deadly weapon of choice, a stainless steel spoon. With the words “cereal killer” on it even Toucan Sam doesn’t stand a chance. Don’t let the case go cold!
Get ready to bake something extra around the middle with these muffin tops. Fill up these jeans with your favorite cake batter and watch the muffin bulge out of the pan. Who knew that a muffin top could look so adorable? The next time you look in the mirror, you will feel like a cupcake.
Decorate with these wacky, weird, and wonderful gifts that are guaranteed to bring a smile, chuckle, or embarrassment to friends and family. You’ll forget how hard life was without these cheeky gifts for the home. We’ve chosen everything from odd-shaped pillows and blankets to funny calendars.
Why not get her something she really needs like a roll of toilet paper? Nobody wants to be caught with their pants down without a roll of toilet paper. After all, everybody needs something to wipe their butt with.
This cleverly designed book is actually a secret book safe that can be used to keep valuables away from pesky roommates.
Never run out of toilet paper again with this bidet. Forget killing the trees. Toilet paper doesn’t actually clean, it spreads. It might seem like a joke now but you never know when it will be useful. With multiple pressure levels, it easily attaches to your existing toilet seat. Imagine not changing a toilet roll forever. One spray will change your life.
Does he always have trouble getting up in the morning? Help him out with this alarm clock that not only is loud and obnoxious, but also has pulsating lights and shakes. If this alarm doesn’t wake him up in the morning, nothing else will. He’ll probably force himself to wake up before this alarm goes off.
Dogs are great but nobody likes picking up after them with a plastic bag. Now you can scoop up poop with the DogBuddy without using your hands. With a large handle, it attaches to leashes and has an integrated waste bag. Simply wrap the waste bag around the DogBuddy and put it inside the jaws to create pocket. Scoop up the poop and throw away the bag. No more foreign squishy stuff in your hands.
Do you want a little privacy? The portable door lock prevents anybody from entering your room. It can be quickly installed from the inside. You just wedge it between your door and lock. Then you bolt it shut. Once installed, nobody will be able to enter without breaking down the door. It can be installed on just about any standard door. It’s perfect for travelers, teens, and those in college.
You probably didn’t know this but the bathroom is a very dangerous place. It’s probably even more dangerous when it is dark. When you got to go, you got to go even if it is dark and you are half asleep. Meet the LumiLux. This nightlight clips to your toilet bowl and when motion is detected, it turns on with a stunning light show. There is nothing better than a lighted potty.
Have you ever smelled Big Foot? Well, you may never but this Bigfoot air freshener smells like good ‘ol pine. Perfect for your car, RV, or tent. Now you don’t have to catch Big Foot to get its smell.
Squishables are super squishy, huggable plush toys. They are available in all different types of styles from penguins to cats. The family of Squishables continues to grow. They have cool pastel colors, which make them easy to blend in with your room decor. This adorable avocado is 7 inches! Everybody will love throwing it around and squishing it whenever they need to relax.
We all love to sit on the coach while enjoying soda, but there is often no place to put down your drink. Don’t put your drinks on the floor. The Cup Coaster is a drink holder for your couch. Imagine the playing video games or watching a movie while having your drink nearby. It’s one of those products you didn’t know you needed.
There’s a million different ways to tell the time- watches, smart phones, and clocks. This light up word clock tells the time in words. It’s a fun and unique way to tell time. Who wants to be reminded of the time every second of the day? The clock tells time in five minute intervals, making you less stressed about the time. It’s a great gift for those who have it all or just want a fun conversational piece.
What’s squishy, soft, and something you can sleep on? Bread! Forget low-carb! Bread lovers are going to love falling asleep on this 4 foot fluffy piece of bread. It’s better than eating a freshly baked slice of bread. Too bad you can’t exactly eat it.
Do you know somebody who loves dogs and has a great sense of humor? She’s going to love this calendar, which features 12 dogs . . . pooping. Even if she hates this calendar, just know that you are giving to a good cause. $1 from the purchase prices is donated to the Maui Humane Society.
Two birds are always better than one. Standing 8.5 inches, this gnome is not afraid to speak his mind and makes the perfect addition to your friendly garden. Your neighbors, pizza person, and stray animals are going to enjoy the sight of getting flipped off every time they walk by your lawn. Hand painted, weather resistant, and made of ceramic, his only job is to remind everybody to go away 24/7.
These table drink coasters are self explanatory. Keep your table looking good as new with these comical wooden coasters. Made out of 100% bamboo, they are a polite way of telling your guests “Don’t F*ck up the table.”
It’s the Major Award! Christmas Story is one of the most iconic Christmas films. This might not be the original leg lamp from the movie, but it looks just as indescribably beautiful when it is standing on a table. All of the details from the original are beautifully captured including the fish net stocking. Just be careful, it’s fragile and is probably from Italy.
During job meetings do you find yourself day dreaming about your crush, thinking of hamburgers, or spacing out? With daily tips, this calendar will make you appear to be smarter at meetings. You’ll learn how to draw fancy Venn diagrams, stun everybody with math, and make people take a deep breath. Finally, there is a reason to laugh every day.
Is there any better way to invite somebody into your home than with this comedic door mat? With the words “Go Away”, this door mat will have your guest in tears. What could be more “welcoming?” The best part? Door to door salespeople won’t even think about ringing your bell again.
If you want to give your girlfriend a silly gift, this one is funny. Our Own Candle Company makes several different candles with silly names. If you can get past the funny name without spilling your coffee all over the place, this candle gives off a great banana nut bread scent. Everybody will think you are baking banana bread.
This set of 6 dog butt animal magnets will surely bring a smile to anyone who receives them. They are strong magnets of man’s best friend and they will hold all of your papers in place. You’ve got Poodle butt, Retriever butt, Scottie butt, Dalmatian butt, Pug butt, and a fire hydrant.
Don’t you hate how the bathroom smells after you do your thing? Now people will finally want to go to the bathroom after you. This is Poo-Pourri. This revolutionary product doesn’t just mask odors, it neutralizes them. It comes in different scents, but the original scent smells like citrusy lemons.
I love goldfish but hate taking care of them. They don’t last long. The Shrimp Bubble is a self sustaining ecosystem with shrimp, algae, and bacteria enclosed in a glass bowl. All you have to do is place it in an area with indirect light for it to sustain itself. You don’t have to do anything as the system can take care of itself. While this sounds cool, I’m pretty sure I would find a way to kill them.
We have socks, why can’t our chairs? Designed to fit on most chairs, these chair socks are great for preventing scratches and squeaks on your floors. Admit it! With cute cat paw designs, they are adorable too.
Are you having a hard time keeping track of what day it is? Can’t get enough of popping bubbles? Standing a massive 4 feet high, this bubble wrap calendar is a satisfying way to add a little excitement to a boring activity. Every day is covered by a bubble, which means there are 365 days of fun.
Fly ‘first class’ with this airplane foot hammock. Traveling by air just got a whole lot more comfortable. Like a glorified sleep mask, this hammock fits around your tray table, giving you a place to rest your feet on. It’s especially useful on long lights and on seats that don’t recline. Say goodbye to back pain and hello to increased circulation in your legs.
Wouldn’t you love cleaner floors? Finally, she will love helping you mop the floors with these adorable slippers. The microsoles are actually detachable so you can throw them in the wash. The best part? When she walks around, she is helping you clean. Who needs a Swiffer mop? Say hello to shinier floors.
There are many different types of candles but there is nothing like the Pyropet. Available in a variety of fun animal shapes from cats to owls, it appears to be a modern and unique piece of decor. Burn it and a creepy animal skeleton is revealed inside.
Who doesn’t love Nicholas Cage? Now his face has been transformed into a reversible sequin pillow case. Mermaid pillows have been popular the last couple years because they change colors when your rub your hand over them. This seems like an ordinary Mermaid pillow case, but when you rub your hand on it, Nicholas Cage’s face is waiting to greet you.
A zip lock bag? With crinkled edges and sides, this is actually a glass bowl. Shaped like a zipped lock bag, this unusually shaped snack dish holds about two cups of delicious snacks. It can be used to store anything from candy to nuts. When you put it on the table, everybody will wonder how you got a zip lock bag to behave in such away. You will never want throw it away.
Toilet paper just got more luxurious! Why would you want boring white toilet paper? It gets dirty so easily. Black toilet paper is so much swankier. Because it is dark colored, it hides some of the evidence. The only thing better would be brown toilet paper.
A screwdriver? This is no ordinary screwdriver. Now you don’t have to go digging through your toolbox to find the right screwdriver. Simply extend the handle up and twist to switch between the six different bits. Choose between a flat or philips head. It may be the only toll you need.
Can you guess what this is? It’s perfectly round, fluffy, and cute. If you guessed a Corgi butt, you guessed right. This plush pillow is shaped just like a chubby Corgi butt with paws on the bottom and little legs. The best part? You can actually rest your head between the butt cheeks.
Is that a pen*s? We’ve all seen things in nature that aren’t really there. Perfect for the nature lover and the dirty minded, this calendar combines the natural beauty of the earth with di*k pics. What could be better than staring at naturally formed hard rocks? Once you rip off the cover, it shouldn’t offend anybody and is sure to turn a few heads.
Why give flowers when they are going to die in a few days? Making a wonderful desktop decoration, this Aquarium kit comes with a jar and a marimo moss ball. All you have to do is add the included rocks and tap water inside. In Japan, these moss balls are thought of as pets and are passed down from generation to generation because of their long life. This fluff ball is easy to take care of and only requires changing the water every 2 weeks.
Are you a gear junkie? Normal Christmas stockings are so boring. Give your fireplace a military touch with this tactical stocking. With fun pockets and zippered pouches, it’s fun to hide Christmas goodies inside this rugged stocking. It can hold everything from tools to gift cards.
It’s the Christmas season and everyone is getting cute and cuddly. Who wouldn’t want a bae? It would be so nice to have someone to cuddle with and watch Netflix, eat Chipotle, or sip Starbucks. If you can’t get a boyfriend, this little pillow shaped like an arm is the next best thing. Say goodbye to lonely nights. Who needs a boyfriend, anyway?
Have you ever wanted to go backwards in time? Now you can. Turning counter clockwise, this clock is great for messing with people and challenging the norm. If the kids couldn’t tell time before, they still won’t be able to. Pro tip: If you still can’t time with it, look at it in a mirror.
We all love Instagram. Every teenage girl needs to have this prop. Whenever there is party or celebration, you can whip this selfie frame out, inflate it, and take the cutest pictures. The best part? When you are ready to use it, you can inflate it and put it away when you are done.
When you light a candle, you expect to smell petunias in the air not a fart. From the label, this candle looks so unassuming. When you first light it, it will smell like a delicious apple pie. Breathe it in while you can because after a few hours it will take a dump all over. The stench of fart is buried under the top layer of apple scented wax. WTF is that smell? Because the candle smells so good initially, nobody will ever suspect the candle.
No more excuses for not changing the toilet paper roll. Changing your toilet paper has never been easier than with this revolutionary toilet paper holder. Yes, revolutionary! This type of toilet paper holder actually originated in Japan. You simply snap your toilet paper into the EZ holder from the bottom and remove the empty roll. It’s idiot proof! No more fumbling around!
Does she love burritos? Who wouldn’t love to be as warm as a stuffed tortilla? With this burrito blanket, she can become a human burrito by wrapping herself in its warmly goodness. Made of ultra soft flannel, it’s perfect for using all year round. Just be careful once she wraps herself in it, it is going to be hard to take her seriously. If she craves pizza instead, there are even pizza blankets.
Light up this candle and pray to your favorite saint, a celebrity. About 7 inches and made of paraffin wax, Celebrity Candles look just like normal religious candles but feature celebrity faces on them. You can find everybody from your favorite politician to musician on them.
The cornavirus has cancelled a lot of things and even though we are allowed to go outside we still have to practice social distancing. The idea of not being able to go outside without a mask is difficult. What are you going to do when the pandemic is all over? This scratch off bucket list contain 100 things to do from going rock climbing to going for a beauty treatment.
Everything should have googly eyes. Giant oversized eyes make things a lot more googlier and friendlier. Put a face on your favorite object with these oversized, goofy looking eyes. Simply peel off the backing and stick them on any flat surface from a tree trunk to your vehicle. There is something so hilarious to see these big, cartoonish eyes bobbing and flailing about on a mundane object.
Knock! Knock! What’s faster than a doorbell? More powerful than a knock? And makes every man jealous? It’s Doorballs. Doorballs gives new meaning to the phrase “Ding Dong.” You will never want to knock any other way again. Made of brass and solid PVC, the same stuff as plumbing pipes, this doorknocker is the closest thing to “balls of steel.” It mounts to any door or wall with the included mounting tape.
Ch-Ch-Chia! While they are a unique novelty gifts, Chia Pets have been around forever. They keep making different types based on the current trends. Chia pets are incredibly easy to care for. You simply have to keep them watered and watch the chia seeds sprout. Choose from an elephant, TRex, or everybody’s favorite new character.
Are you having difficulty sleeping at night? Do you like butts with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face? Sleep cheek to cheek with this bootyful butt-shaped pillow. Forget memory foam pillows, this perfectly toned butt pillow provides the perfect amount of support no matter how you sleep. The supportive thighs help to cradle your face. Made from 100% latex and with a yoga pant pillow case, this is one butt that will never get saggy.
Balloons are so boring! They all say the same thing. Celebrate their special day in style with these abusive balloons. Each black balloon is more depressing than the next with sayings like “Old Bastard” and ” Worst Party Ever.” There are 12 balloons in all. There’s is no better surprise!
We don’t want to get political here but laughter can bring us together. We might not agree with each other, but it’s time that both sides of the aisle laugh together with these political gag gifts. Whether you are looking for Donald Trump gag gifts or Biden, there is something for everybody on the political spectrum.
Are you tired of all the political whining? Do you think there are no more adults left in politics? Let your voice be heard by sticking this Vinyl sticker on your bumper to let everyone know “Any Functioning Adult 2020.”
It’s your Birthday! Forget Hallmark cards! Nobody wants a “fake” and overpriced card on their birthday. There is nothing better than receiving a card from President Trump himself. Not only does it feature the President’s beautiful face, but the President himself gives you a birthday greeting when you open it. The best part? He won’t even fire you.
Are you a Republican that is thinking about making the switch to the Democratic Party? Are you feeling empty inside? Michael Knowles spent his whole life researching what makes the Democratic Party so great. With several chapters, this in-depth book contains 266 pages that are all . . . BLANK. No more emptiness . . . you’ll learn to eat, love, and think like a Democrat with this playbook.
It’s time you had that talk . . . with your cat. It’s not easy talking to your cat about difficult subjects, but this book will help you through it. Cats have nine lives but that doesn’t mean they should waste them. This life changing book will create an unbreakable bond between you and your cat. Imagine no more gang shootings, complete abstinence, and no marijuana. Everybody should read this to their cat.
It’s the Donald with his best part- his beautiful hair. Now you can grow your own Donald Trump hair in the comfort of your own home. Simply follow the directions, plant the seeds, and enjoy tremendously YUGE hair growth with no need of a comb over. A lot of people are saying this is the best Chia pet ever. While George Washing, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Theodore Roosevelt have a gigantic sculpture on Mount Rushmore, this is a fitting tribute to Donald Trump.
Donald Trump has never sounded more Presidential than with this action figure. Why would you ever have to attend another one of his rallies when all of his best lines are packed into this action figure? It contains 17 of his most iconic phrases, delivered none other by Donald Trump himself. Whip this out at your MAGA parties, and it is sure to be “tremendous.”
Who is America’s favorite Troll? Make Trolls great again with this Trump doll. Sure it has on his Presidential outfit complete with a red tie, but it wouldn’t be Trump without his YUUGe long orange hair. Attention: Trump’s hair was not harmed in the making of this product.
Show your patriotism by posing with this life size cardboard cutout of President Trump complete with a permanent smile and his thumbs up. It’s the closest thing to meeting Donald Trump in person. The best part? He will hang out with you where ever you go. Take him to a Trump Rally. Use him to scare your friends and family by hiding him in shower. The only thing it’s missing. A MAGA hat!
Decisions, decisions, decisions. I hate making decisions so I think I would leave it up to this President Predictio. Wave your hand over it and it delivers 25 different lines in Trump’s voice. When you facing a big decision, simply shake it and let it decide. Who should I vote for? “Don’t worry about it.”
Confetti just got a whole lot more boring. Like a billionaire, are you walking around with so much money that you have no where to put it? Make it rain American greatness with the Donald Trump rain gun. It can be used to fire out fake or real money bills. So next time somebody ask you “How are you going to pay for this, load it with money, and squeeze the trigger to make it rain money. You can load it with 100 bills at once.
Red, White, and Orange Man bad! Lower your blood pressure with this Dammit doll. Whenever President Trump does something you disapprove of, throw it across the room, slam it on the floor, or grab it . . . by its fake hair. The limbs are designed for physical abuse and you never have to worry about bone spurs. Like a Voodoo Doll, it is designed to absorb all your negative energy so you can learn to take a deep breath again. It’s specially engineered to make you feel great again.
Whether you love him or not, Donald Trump is entertaining to watch. This might be the best talking pen that god has ever created. Push Donald’s trademark hair down and it says 8 hysterical quotes like “I don’t wear a toupee. It’s my hair. I swear.”
Trumpty Dumpty sat on wall, Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Nobody could put Trumpty back together again. Finally, you can help Trump build his wall but be careful one wrong move and Trumpty will have a great fall. In this game, players take turns removing the YUUGE bricks without letting the President fall.
Are you tired of all the “fake news”? Slap this button every time you turn on the television. Not only will it save your voice, it makes all the doom and gloom disappear and turn into laughter. It contains 11 fake news quotes that are all delivered in Donald Trump’s real voice.
Is the current political climate too much for you? Relieve a little stress on your favorite politician including Joe Biden, Obama, Trump, and more with this motion activated target. It comes in 2 flavors: Republican or Democrat. Each target allows you to choose from 4 different faces. Attach it to any toilet and it casts an image in the toilet that you can aim at. Don’t let any politician piss you off again.
Drain the swamp with this specially designed Trump toilet brush. Using the same technology that allows Donald Trump to have golden locks, this toilet brush has an amazing set of golden locks. There is nothing better for cleaning the toilet. It’s too bad it has to get dirty. Don’t forget to flush every time you have to use it.
A red hat with white lettering? Made you look. Make both Democrats and Republicans stop and flinch with the red baseball cap that says “Made You look Again.” MAGA hats just got a whole lot more boring.
Is he the “that guy” who has everything? Why not get him something he really needs like a roll of toilet paper? Get ready to wipe down with Donald Trump. What’s better than smearing poop all over Trump’s face? You get 3 rolls with Trump’s face printed on it. Just try not to get too much poo on his face.
Forget stimulus checks, these are actual Trump bucks. Why print money? Donald Trump can just hand this out to America people. It’s the “best” fake money ever printed. Finally, Donald Trump has enough money to pay for his wall. For Trump supporters, if you purchase this prop money, it will go to the reelection of Donald Trump. For Trump haters, it’s just “fake.”
Restore greatness to America when you strap on this helmet alongside two of your favorite beer cans. Feel freedom flowing through your veins with each sip of the straw. This portable set allows you to take America’s greatness everywhere. Use it at a backyard birthday party, a tail gate party, or a political rally. If you act now, it comes with a guarantee of free laughs wherever you go.
Make these Baby Trump balloons the next new mascot of your next party. Based on the 20 foot tall Trump Baby balloon that debuted in the UK, these 24 inch versions capture all of the fun of the original. These balloons showcase a bright orange baby Trump wearing a diaper that is secured by a paper clip. You get 10 in each pack. They are guaranteed to bring out the hugest crowds on both sides of the aisle.
Flip off Liberals with this Donald Trump Bobbling Middle Finger Doll. This is not your typical bobble head doll; it has a bobbling middle finger. It comes with a reversible sign and is the perfect mascot for your desk or car dashboard if you want to show off your deplorable side. Just be warned it is sure to end a couple of relationships with Liberal friends.
This is so inappropriate and it might even cross the line. It’s supposed to be a pen holder. With a big hole, it can hold just about any pen tightly. When you stick your pen in, you can almost see Trump wince.
Life doesn’t have to be so depressing even if you are stuck working from home. You don’t need anything fancy. These office gifts can turn your blank desk into a fun house. Most desks have a computer, mouse, and keyboard but they feel so sterile. Add a little personality and character to your desk with these office gags. They make getting down to business much more enjoyable and relaxing.
Are you tired of the peace and quiet? Let this goat do the screaming for you. Every time you touch it, it will let out a shriek. Why would you want it? There are a million reasons. Your dog jumped on your foot. There are no more Oreo cookies in the cupboard. You have an essay due tomorrow but haven’t started yet. AWWHHHH!
Let her know that we don’t make mistakes; we just have happy accidents with this cheeky Bob Ross desk ornament. This bobblehead repeats some of Bob Ross’ most iconic phrases from the show. Not only does it come with a bobble head, but a small book filled with Bob Ross paintings.
From Barbie to Transformers, all of your favorite toys have been given a miniature makeover. When we were kids we all dreamed of getting these toys for Christmas. There are so many to choose from. If you could never afford them, you can relive all the magic with these scale models. This 1/6th scale Barbie Dreamhouse looks just like the original 1970s Dreamhouse. Even Ken would love sleeping here.
Who needs a stapler? Wouldn’t it be cool if you never needed to buy staples ever again? The Paper Clinch is a staple free stapler. How does it work? The Paper Clinch creates tabs on each page which interlock and strongly bind pages together. It does create a larger puncture hole in the corner, but you don’t need staples. It works for up to 5 pages.
Back in the old days, tape dispensers looked like record players. Okay, we made that up. Unfortunately, this tape dispenser won’t play your old Vinyl collection but it dispenses tape perfectly. The coolest part? When you pull the tape, the record spins.
Is the stress of everyday life and your job getting to you? Keeping it bottled up doesn’t do anybody any good. Release all your anger into this desktop punching. The suction cup under it keeps it from moving around. The best part? You don’t even have to leave your house to go to the gym. Strike it again and again and enjoy your peaceful tranquility. Don’t worry – it’s all part of anger management.
Go retro with this cute desk accessory. While this pop-up note dispenser won’t give you instant pictures, it will give you instant satisfaction. It has the perfect weight so you don’t have to worry about it moving around every time you pull out a post-it note with one hand.
Whodunit! Turn your desk into a crime scene with this dead desk accessory. This pen holder was repeatedly stabbed by a pen in the heart. Don’t worry he’ll arrive already dead so you don’t have to worry about injuring him. He might be dead but he does a great job holding your pen.
How are you feeling today? Are you struggling with letting everyone around you how you are feeling? With this amazing desk accessory, nobody has to ever guess again. Simply flip between the included 47 moods. Every mood is included. The best part? You don’t even have to say a word.
Are you tired of your office pens always going missing? Modeled after those pens that promote businesses, these pens come with funny sayings on them like “Budget Assassins” or “Center For Infection Disease.” So go ahead and let everybody around the office borrow your pens. You will finally be able to catch the pen thieves.
Running Press makes cool desktop miniatures of trendy items. They are great for decorating your desk with much needed character. This mini sized carnival game will remind you how much of money you wasted playing unwinnable carnival games. Do you finally have the strength to bang the hammer and reach the top? See if you have the power.
Some people like to stretch the truth. Tired of annoying telemarketers? Call it for what it is. Hit this big red button and watch the sirens blaze. It will say “Warning! Warning! Bullshit alert” among several other phrases. With this Bullshit alarm, everybody will be on their toes.
Beethoven only dreamed of something like this. Beautifully crafted, it’s the world’s smallest violin. Made of real wood with metal strings, this looks just like a real violin and is completely random. While you can’t actually play it, it comes with a beautiful case. Now all we need is a miniature piano and drums and we can start a miniature band.
Got a sense of humor? Meet the most talented piggy bank ever. Being financially responsible has never been this fun. This piggy bank permanently dropped its pants. Drop some money in its butthole and watch it perform its greatest trick- farting. It makes 6 different fart noises. We didn’t even know there were that many.
Who is in charge of this dump? If you want to show them that you took a little extra time to put some thought into her gift, a personalized gift is always a wonderful idea. Every boss needs this nameplate to remind everybody who is charge. Every time they look at it, they won’t be able to control their laughter. Who knows one day they might one day become a CEO!
Have you ever received a paper so bad that it was impossible to put a letter grade on it? Put your stamp of approval on it with this bullsh*t stamp. Available in 3 different sizes, the rubber stamp speaks louder than words. While it works on paper, it works better if you stamp it on somebody’s head.
These extra yucky toys are guaranteed to be your worst nightmare. Who doesn’t find farts and boogers funny? Prank toys are super popular with everybody. Potty humor never goes out of style.
Everybody has one of these so you already know what it does. We don’t even have to explain it. How is it made? The dingle pop is smoothed up with shleem and don’t forget the fleeb juice. It’s all standard stuff. At the end of this lengthy manufacturing process you are left with a good old plumbus. This plumbus can do everything.
Can your baby bench press? Now she can become jacked when she trains with the buff baby dumbbell. We think this is actually the same dumbbell that Arnold Schwarzenegger trained with when he was a baby. Forget all other rattles that will just make her a weakling with flabby arms. Designed for little hands, it’s very lightweight and even rattles.
Is there anything better than chewing a bottle of Grrona Beer? Don’t forget about your pet! There no better feeling in the world than giving your dog a new toy. Even dogs need to enjoy happy hour. Make your pet drunk with the muttini bar collection. In this line of plush toys, there are over 20 different drinks to choose from. Choose from the Lick Croix to the Muttgarita.
The Elf on a Shelf is a Christmas tradition shared by many. Supposedely every night he leaves to report back to Santa and appears in a new location. Now that he is minaturized, it increases the possibilites of where he will show up.
You are probably asking yourself why you would ever need a yodeling pickle. The better question is why wouldn’t you want a singing pickle? Life can be so boring but it doesn’t have to be. No, this yodeling pickle won’t end the next pandemic. It won’t cure diabetes. But it will make you smile and that is priceless.
Who knew a spring could be fun? Feel like a magician with the spring toy that is even more mesmerizing than a slinky. Just like a flower bouquet, this fascinating kinetic spring toy expands in your hands. When you put your hands through the ring, it slides up and down your forehand like magic. You can even pass it to somebody else.
Do you have difficulty seeing? Throw away your regular sized card deck and replace it with these jumbo sized playing cards for a comedic twist. Not only do they make it easier to see your cards, but they lead to twice the laughs. The only problem? Shuffling them with requires teamwork.
Are you afraid of the Cornavirus? Does it stress you out? Now it’s okay to give somebody the Cornavirus. Get over your fears with this cuddly plush toy. There is no need for social distancing or even a face mask, it just needs a hug.
What the heck are these? There is something so entertaining about these tiny hands. Slip them inside your pockets and sleeves and take them out whenever you want to introduce yourself to your secret crush. Be prepared for the awesomeness that follows. You won’t be able to stop laughing. Hopefully, s/he won’t too!
Kids are having so much fun with the Fiesty Pets. At first glance, they look sooo adorably cute. Who could resist one of these? But wait until you see their fiesty side revealed by pressing it at the back of the ears. Boys love showing it to their sisters and scaring the bejeebers out of them. It’s epic fun! Choose from a variety of Fiesty Pets.
Here’s the world’s most annoying instrument! You have never seen a musical instrument like the Otamatone. Originating in Japan, this weird instrument is shaped like a musical note. Here’s where it gets weird. It has a mouth on the bottom that opens and closes when you play it. Simply slide your hands on the neck to generate digital synthesizer sounds and squeeze the cheeks to the change the pitch. We need an Otamatone band.
Do you find your job boring and mundane? Here is something useless. A gutted rubber chicken that you can fling! Simply stick your finger in the head and pull the chicken’s tail to send the chicken flying through the air. They even stick on the walls and ceilings for awhile. It’s time to start a chicken fight around the office. It’s Finger Slinging Good.
Table Tennis anybody? What happens when you mix table tennis with paddle ball? Play Table Tennis with yourself with this miniature ping pong table that lights up and keeps the score as you play. You will build eye hand coordination as you bounce the ball over the net over and over again. With a little experience, soon you will be performing tricks that even the pros can’t do on the court.
Oh no, honey I shrunk the toys. Wouldn’t it be cool if you could take your favorite childhood toys and shrink them? The World’s Smallest Etch-A-Sketch is a tiny working version of the iconic Etch-A-Sketch. Just like the regular sized one, it has two knobs that are used to draw. You can even shake it to erase it. It might be small but the fun is just as large.
Get ready to be blown away! Have you ever played air tag? It shouldn’t be this fun to shoot a ball of air. Requiring no batteries, the airzooka is a bazooka that the powered only by air. Simply pull back the cord to launch an invisible ball of air. The best part? No ammo required ever!
Ahoy matey! It’s a buried human! Why build sand castles when you can bury a skeleton at the beach? With these bone molds you can create a human skeleton. Made out of plastic, it comes with 14 different skeleton molds. Each mold from the hips to the skull can be pressed into the sand to create a variety of fun poses.
The Blobfish is widely considered one of the ugliest animals on earth. With no skeleton to hold its shape, it looks like just a blob in the ocean. However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. About the size of your palm, this squishable version is disgustingly cute and a lot squishier than the real thing. So squish it until its permanent frown brightens up your day. Everybody deserves to be loved.
It’s not the holidays without a big roasted turkey. Not all of us have time to prepare a turkey. Now even those who can’t cook can have a turkey for the holidays with this inflatable turkey. It contains 32 grams of absurdity. Put it on a platter with a little parsley and stuff it with air. Just don’t carve it!
Jesus take the wheel! Don’t leave the house without putting Jesus on your dashboard. Since he is on springs, he spends most of his time dancing even if there is no choir. According to the car bible, Dashboard Jesus can perform miracles. He will protect you, give you directions, and turn water into wine. Okay, we made that last line up.
Shooting rubber bands just got a whole lot cooler with this blaster. Simply stretch your rubber band across the top to load it. You can load 5 rubber bands at once. The semi automatic system allows you to shoot rubber bands with stunning accuracy up to 15 feet away. Who needs a Nerf gun around the office?
Deal With It! Now you can live out Internet memes in real life with these pixelated glasses. If your opinionated and don’t care about being politically correct always, these pixelated mosaic glasses are for you. Become the boss and live out the thug life in real life. Ain’t nobody got nothing on you.
These naughty reindeer were caught in the headlights humping each other. Even reindeer need to satisfy their sexual urges. The animated toy features one reindeer over the other. When the top reindeer gets in the appropriate standing position, the toy makes a comical noise. We couldn’t be happier for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
Get out your light saber! Feel the force! You have never played thumb wrestling like this. There are two holes in the book that allow two people to stick their thumbs through. It comes with mini light sabers that you put on your hands. You can actually flip through the book and recreate some of the most infamous battles from the movie.
Wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care. Because it’s able to capture attention, the wacky Dancing Tube Man has been featured just about everywhere in pop culture. Now you can own your very own miniature sized desk-friendly version. Standing about 2 feet long, this sky dancer is made out of long tube of fabric and he flails his arms around just like the real thing. He gets all his dance moves with the help of an electric fan that is powered by a power cord.
Do you play a lot of board games? Forget boring board games that take 20 years to play. These are not the games that granny would want you to play. Politically incorrect, risqué, and inappropriate, these board games are so wrong but so funny.
Here’s a game that is sure to leave a bad taste in your mouth. Cards Against Humanity has become hugely popular in colleges. The game encourages players to fill in the blank with the most obscene word to make the funniest response. The cards contain references to raunchy subjects so it is best to keep grandma away.
Who wants to grow up? Finally, kids can play Cards Against Humanity without parents pulling out all the cards from the deck. The game gives players the joke setup and they have to complete the punch line. There’s a fair share of fart, poop, and pee jokes that will make most kids laugh out loud. But these immature cards are at the heart and soul of this game. Get ready to give out a lot of atomic wedgies and laugh until your stomach hurts on family game night. It’s all in the name of immaturity!
From the makers of Exploding Kittens, Throw Throw Burritos is a party card game unlike any other out there. It’s a dodgeball card game where you’ll literally throw burritos at each other. You’ll be ducking and dodging to avoid the burrito, while laughing and having a ball of a time. It’s over-the-top, hilarious fun and perfect for mixing up things on family game night. Let the burrito wars begin!
Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza is an addictive and unique party game. The goal is to get rid of all your cards. Players always call out TACO-CAT-GOAT-CHEESE-PIZZA in that order. Players race to slap a match between a card and spoken word after getting rid of all your cards. The last player to slap picks up all the cards. So quick reaction times are required. The catch? Special cards require performing an action like pounding your chest before slapping.
“What Do You Meme” is a game for adults who just want to laugh uncontrollably. The game has two different types of cards: meme and caption cards. First, a meme card with a picture on it is drawn. Everybody must play a caption card from their set of cards that best describes the picture. A rotating judge then picks the best caption card. Similar to Cards Against Humanity, the game is very naughty with over the top sexual content.
“Slowly do strip tease with 2 pieces of clothing!” Put the Monopoly away, put the kids to sleep, and put on something comfortable, board game night just got a whole lot steamier. Talk, Flirt, and Dare contains 3 types of questions that encourage you to get intimate and reveal your whole self on every level. The Talk cards are great conversation starters, while the flirt cards and dare cards are designed for intimacy.
From the creators of What Do You Meme?, For The Girls is designed just for ladies and their girlfriends. It’s like Truth or Dare for young adults. One Dare has players cutting off a chunk of their hair. Will you do it? It’s a blast — some of the questions are really funny and it’s perfect for Girls Night, Bachelorette Parties, Birthday Parties, and more. Let the fun and giggles begin!
You have never played UNO like this. The game has the exact same rules as the original game but the dare cards make things more interesting. It’s completely customizable too. You can use the provided dares or create your own house rules. When a Dare card is played, the following player must pick up 2 cards or take the dare.
Could a game be more ADULT than Cards Against Humanity? In Joking Hazard, you have to finish off a three pane comic book strip with one of your cards. The judge will then pick the best card. Like Cards Against Humanity, the game is obscene. The comics contain bad words, sexual imagery, and gore.
Sneaking a look at other people’s cards got a lot harder! Why play with normal playing cards when you can play with black playing cards? This is a full deck of cards complete with Jokers. The only difference? They are black. The eye catching designs on them make them look sleek and modern. If you love playing drinking games, the cards are waterproof too.
That’s What She Said is a naughty twist to Cards Against Humanity. It’s the board game equivalent of spiking the punch. It’s hilarious, full of innuendos, raucous gameplay, and as dirty as your mind wants it to be. All your friend’s dirty secrets will be revealed. Unlike CAH, all the cards are dirty and funny. It’s perfect for ladies night, couples night, bachelor or bachelorette parties, holiday parties and more.
New Phone Who Dis is basically Cards Against Humanity with a cell phone twist. In the game, one player draws an inbox card. Other players have to choose the funniest response. The judge picks the best answer. For example, an inbox card could be “Yo, wanna meet my goldfish this weekend? I think you guys would really vibe.” A reply could be “Is this you trying to flirt with me?” Parents should know that the cards are very dirty and sexual and similar to the level of vulgarity you would find in Cards Against Humanity.
Get ready to be shocked-literally! It’s the lightning round. In this shocking game, players all hold a grip and when the green signal goes off they have to press the trigger. The last player who presses gets shocked with real electricity. You can choose between 4 shock settings from low to high. It’s a great way to decide who is going to take out the garbage tonight.
Do you love cheating? There have been many different iterations of Monopoly over the years but we have never seen anything quite like this before. Designed for family members who love cheating, Monopoly: Cheaters Edition incorporates modern day concepts like identity theft, escape artist, and shortchanging.
What happens when you take the classic game of UNO and make it smaller? You get the World’s Smallest UNO. UNO is a classic card game that is addictive, fun, and easy to play. Players have to match colors or numbers. The best part? The Wild Cards allow you to create your own rules. Get rid of all your card to win. Don’t forget to call out UNO when you’re down to a single card. The first player or team to 500 points wins the game.
Can you catch the Chameleon? In this social bluffing game, a secret word is chosen and everybody knows the word except for the Chameleon. Every player has to say a word that proves that they know the word. You have to avoid extremes and can’t be too specific or too vague. The Chameleon has no idea what the word is and must try to blend in by using deduction and strategy.
Which of your friends has slept with the most people? In Voting Game, you’ll really get to know your friends. During each round a question card is turned over. Players then vote anonymously for the friend which best represents the question card. Which friend will you vote for?
Bad People is the perfect party game where you get to find out what your friends really think of you. It’s dirty, raunchy, and more savage than Cards Against Humanity and you’ll have a blast. Vote on outrageous and brutal questions like: “Most likely to laugh if they saw a blind person trip.” The Dictator reads a question card. Everyone secretly votes on who best matches the question.
Do you know your best friends’ least favorite food? How well do you know your friends? In this party game you have to guess what your best friend will say. Played in teams of 2, both of you write an answer using the dry erase board and need a match to score points. Not only is it fun but it’s a great way to get to know your friends even better.
Forget all the money and fame in the world! Don’t you wish you could have tiny hands? In this board game, everybody gets a pair of tiny hands and has to complete ordinary challenges. Can you “write your name on a piece of paper?” Can you “take your socks off?” Everything is more difficult with tiny hands.
Where’s all the toilet paper? Evil Butt has stolen all the toilet paper in the universe and destroyed your ship. Players play as one of the butt characters in this comical game. The idea is to create sets of toilet paper to score points before the ship is repaired. You can wear lucky underwear. Use the boob butt to distract your friends or unleash a deadly power fart that suddenly rotates all the butts. You’ll be over the moon-literally!
This game will make you feel and look ridiculous. The idea is super simple. Players stick a mouthpiece in their mouth and try to say a phrase. The idea is to get people to guess what you are saying. It’s harder than you think with the mouthpiece on. It’s a silly game and some of the phrases may sound dirty.
Bring out your inner Bob Ross with the Happy Little Accidents game. In the game, everybody creates an abstract doodle and it is placed in the center. The game is played in 3 rounds. During each round, these doodles are randomly handed out and a word is selected. Using a contrasting color, another player will transform the random squiggles into a work of art. It’s not a mistake, it’s a happy accident!
Have you ever wanted to be an entrepreneur? What happens if you crossed Shark Tank with a board game. You would get Dope or Nope. In the game, players have to design a product using their cards to create the best product for the judge. There is no right way to combine you cards. It’s all up to your creativity and sales pitch.
A game that teaches you how to twerk? We promise Twiggle is a family game for all ages. In Twiggle, everybody wears a belt with a plastic box filled with ping pong balls. The idea is the shake the ping pong balls out of the box. Get ready to Twiggle until you drop. The only problem? Somebody is going to rip their pants.
What would you do for a million dollars? Based on Rooster Teeth’s popular comedy series, Million Dollars, But … the game puts your morals and imagination to the ultimate test. How far are you willing to go to win it all? It’s a fun alternative to Cards Against Humanity with different gameplay. The real fun? Players glorify or downplay the scenarios, regardless of whether it’s their scenario.
Trust us – you have never done yoga like this. There is no better combination than goats and yoga. In the game you have to perform ridiculous yoga poses with an inflatable goat. Can you balance the goat on your hips while grabbing your foot? There are 100 challenge cards.
What happens when you combine science, board games, and curse words? You get F**k The Game. Players flip over a card and have the shout out what they see. The catch? The cards have a tricky combination of colors and swear words that mess with your brain. For example, you will see the word Blue in orange letters. It’s called the stroop effect. F**k, you will be left tongue twisted.
Do you know how your friends think of you? In Hot Seat, one player sits in the hot seat and draws 3 cards. They chose one card to play like “What has the power to make me instantly horny?” Everybody writes down an answer as if they were the player in the hot seat. All of the answers are read out loud and everybody has to guess which response is actually from the person in the hot seat.
A 5 foot blow up doll? In “Who Is The Dude”, you blow up and inflatable doll and are supposed to perform charades with him. Everybody won’t be able to stop laughing as you use his flexible limbs to act out the cards. Who needs a boyfriend?
What’s worse pubic lice or hemorrhoids? Sh*t happens to the best of us. Now it’s been turned into board game. Written by Andy Breckman ,a television writer, it’s a game about sh*tty scenarios and how we react them. There’s a deck of sh*tty events that are all ranked. Without looking, players have to rank the sh*tty cards in the correct order. If they are right, they get to keep the card. The first player to get 10 cards in a row is the sh*ttiest.
Why not make your puzzle more entertaining with something comical? From impossible brain teasers to jig saw puzzles, these funny puzzles are sure to test your IQ and make anybody laugh.
A shape shifting toy? Using the power of magnets, this shape shifting toy was invented by Andreas Hoenigschmid, a sand artist. This might look like a boring 3-inch box but it can be folded and shaped into 70 geometric shapes. Simply twist and turn and it magically transforms into a new shape. You can even combine more than one of them together.
Offered in many different levels, Hanayama puzzles are brain teasing puzzles that you have to take apart and put back together. There are really no clues given so you could spend hours and days coming up with a solution. In order to solve the puzzle, you must experiment with the puzzle to understand the rules. The best part? Taking it apart is just the beginning.
Can you crack the code? With this Cryptex you can set any 6 letter password.. To open it, you simply rotate the dials to enter the password. Inside you can hide any small key, ring, or piece of jewelry. There are so many ways to use it. You can use it in a scavenger hunt, to propose, or even to present a small gift.
Kanoodle is portable puzzle game that is sort of like Tetris. With both 2D and 3D puzzles, the idea is pretty simple. It comes with a book of different puzzles that gives you a starting configuration that you have to finish. For the 2D puzzles, you must finish the puzzle by placing the Tetris like pieces to fill all of the empty places. If you are ready for the 3D puzzles, you will have to finish a three-dimensional pyramid.
Puzzles got a whole lot harder. It used to be that you got a puzzle with a picture on it that helped guide you. Now it’s all about challenging people. Not only is this puzzle krptic, it consists of 756 pieces that are just black. If you are looking for something challenging and different, you have come to the right place.
Here’s a way to fool somebody into thinking that you got them a box of mini cereal. Why get a box of cereal that is filled with sugar when you can get a box of cereal filled with cardboard puzzle pieces? There’s no need for milk. Based on 6 childhood favorites, each 100 piece puzzle comes packaged in its own cereal box. It’s all part of a balanced breakfast.
Who doesn’t love cash? Are you smarter than a box? On its own cash is such a boring gift. Challenge your cash recipient with this puzzle box. Simply slide in your money into either slot on the side of the box. They will have to use both sides of their brain to unlock the mystery inside.
Does you know somebody who thinks every gift is dumb? Then this gift is for them. This is no ordinary gift box. It’s actually a puzzle that makes you work for the gift inside. To unlock the gift, you have to solve the maze. While it won’t work for gift cards, you can stick money or anything small inside
Everybody loves gift cards and money, why not make them work for it? You simply put the gift inside this clear plastic case and then lock it with a five letter code. Then the fun or should I say torture begins. You can make her do anything to reveal each letter. You can make her bring you breakfast in bed, babysit her baby brother, go on a treasure hunt, and more. It’s all up to your evil mind. Muhahaha!
There’s the Rubik’s cube and there’s the Boob cube, which is a logic puzzle for normal people. You don’t have to be an archeologist to solve this puzzle. This simplified Rubik’s cube has only two pieces to twist and can be solved by anybody with a functioning brain. In the event that you get stuck, the solution is included. Give it to the smartest person in your life.
With a little ingenuity any board game can be turned into a drinking board game. Enjoy endless hours of drinking fun with these games that are designed around getting you completely drunk. If you are tired of the glass running dry, these games will make sure that you end up with your face down on the board. Always drink responsibly.
Put away Connect 4. Forget family board game night. Are you ready to get wasted? In Buzzed, players draw cards with a prompt on it like “Take a drink if you’ve ever been a sexy animal for Halloween.” Based on the card, either you or your friends are encouraged to take a shot. It’s basically Never Have I Ever. There are 180 cards that are all designed to get you to reach to the bottom of your glass. Pair it with Cards Against Humanity for a rachous time.
Drunk Stoned Or Stupid is a savagely hilarious party game for a close group of friends. It has 250 “Who’s Most Likely To …” prompt cards. Be prepared to call out your friends! A judge picks a card and passes it to one player. That player reads the card and accuses someone in the group who it’s most like. Your friends will tell hilarious stories, defending themelves so they won’t keep the card. The judge decides who gets the card.
Let’s get this party stary started with Drink-A-Palooza! It combines old-school with new school games and plays like Monopoly. It has Pong. Check. Flip Cup. Check. Quarters and Kings Cup. Check, check. Spin the bottle to determine who starts. Establish the house rules: Drinking for sips or seconds? As you navigate around the board, compete in minigames like Pong, Flip Cup, and Quarters as well as group games like Kings Cup.
Do you want to be Tiger Woods? Take your best shot with this golf themed drinking game. Players have to putt the ball into the hole and follow the instructions based on the number of their strokes. Complete with a sand pit, this tabletop mini golf course will make you feel you are in the middle of a professional golf tournament after a couple of shots.
Life is full of poor decisions. In Never Have I Ever you have to confess your deepest and darkest secrets. The game is 10 times better when alcohol is involved. There are innocent cards like “Never have I ever made a business call on the toilet” but the game is the most fun when it is raunchy. Players take turns rolling the dice and reading the appropriate prompt. They must answer either “I Have” or “I Have Not.” The player that crosses the finish line first wins.
What happens when you mix Battlefield with alcohol? You get Torpedo Shots, an adult version of Battleship. It’s played just like Battleship. Simply place your ships on the game board either vertically or horizontally. The shot glasses are placed inside the ships. When you get hit, you must drink the corresponding shot. You sunk my Battle Shot!
You have never played Tic Tac Toe like this. Simply fill the shot glasses with your favorite alcoholic beverage and engage in a normal Tic Tac Toe battle. The object is to make your opponent drunk. The loser has to drink 3 consecutive shots in a row. The only thing you have to worry about? Mixing up the x’s and o’s.
Who needs to go to Vegas? Forget Poker night! Spin the wheel and get drunk of shot glass roulette in the comfort of your own house. It’s just like a modern version of spin the bottle. Spin the roulette wheel to see who is up. The person who is takes a shot and goes again. It comes with 16 shot glasses and is more fun than kissing.
Win or blackout trying with Do or Drink! The game comes with both a black and white deck. Each player must draw a white card and follow the instructions on the card. Draw cards will ask you to draw a black challenge card. These cards contain hilarious dares that are often sexual in nature and often not politically correct. Players have to pee in the sink, make their butt cheeks jiggle, deep throat a banana, and more. If you don’t do them, you have to have a drink.
Get ready to compete, vote, and screw your friends over. These Cards Will Get You Drunk is a fun drinking card game played with beer, shots, wine … or your favorite alcoholic beverage. Just drink responsibly! You draw a card, read each card out loud, follow the rules, and drink. It’s really simple but the cards are hilarious and it will have everyone laughing out loud while having a good time! The best part? It’s a great excuse to drink with friends.
This board game proves that people do the strangest things when they are under the influence. The game comes with four categories of cards that contain questions, dares, and challenges. Player take turns choosing card from any deck. The cards are read out loud. If you don’t perform the action on a card, guess wrong, or are selected you must take a shot. Some cards are easy like “show the whole room your feet” but some cards like “take a shower fully clothed for 10 seconds,” will have you reaching for your drink.
Drinking with friends is always fun but it’s even more fun with a board game. Take all the guess work away from finding drinking games. With a collection of 8 of the most popular drinking games from Beer Pong to I Have Never, Trunk Of Drunk will keep the party going all night. Each game in this all-in-one set is designed well and has plenty replayability. Go ahead get drunk in the trunk.
Who wants to be sober? Sotally Tober is a game that is designed to make you drink. In the game, there are 125 cards that are broken into 5 categories. Players simply draw a card and follow the instructions like “Silently Act Out A Scene From A Movie.” Each card also instructs you how many drinks to take. The player that takes the least amount of drinks wins. You’ll be left with unforgettable memories, discover new talents, embarrass yourself, and be left Sotally Tober.
Who is ready to get Tipsy? Family board games are fun but it’s always better when drinking is involved. Tipsy Tower is the game of Jenga with a drunken twist. Like Jenga, in the game you have to pull a block from the tower without knocking it over. The catch? Each block has a phrase on it that makes you perform an action like “shot time.” You’re going to get drunk. Just don’t fall over!
Forget Monopoly! Do not pass Go! Go directly to the bar! It’s time to Pass-Out. Similar to Monopoly, players move around the squares on the board. You won’t find any money here. The only currency is alcohol. Each colored coded square has an adult oriented action such as “Take A drink.” Every time, you pass start you will have to recite a tongue twister.
Whether you are celebrating an occasion or looking to pull a prank, hit a hole in one with these funny sporting gifts.
“Ka-Chow!” In 2006, Pixar released Cars, a movie where all the inhabitants were human-like cars. The hero of the movie was Lightning McQueen, who wanted to become the fastest car in the world. Using a little Disney magic, now you can turn your car into Lightning McQueen with this sun shade. Not only does it keep the heat out, but it makes your car come to life. Now if only your car could talk.
No one pities the fly. Meet the BUG-A-SALT 2.0. It’s new and improved, delivering greater power and accuracy with less salt per shot. In fact, it’s accurate to within 3-feet and even gets in corners. Zap those bugs before they get you!
There are all types of whistles, but there is nothing like the Hyper Whistle. Producing 142 decibels of sound, the Hyper Whistle is the world’s loudest whistle. That’s louder than a front row seat at a concert. The volume depends on how much you blow into it. Eight times louder than a regular whistle, it’s so loud that it comes with hearing protectors. With a range of 2 miles, this whistle can save your life in an emergency and may even scare off animals.
Everything is better when it is super sized. Are you ready for the big leagues? Why use an ordinary kickball when you can get one that is three times the size of a regular one? Perfect for the beach, picnics, or park, this massive 25 inch kickball turns the game of kickball into giant sized fun. Godzilla actually has one. It includes the pump and bases.
What’s the best way for a golfer to protect his balls? This MySack Golf Ball Bag. You could throw your golf balls into the bottom of your bag, but all the pros use this. You could clip it to your golf bag but if you are missing your sack it can be clipped to your belt too. Most sacks can only hold two balls, but this ball sack which holds up to 6 balls is perfect for holding any extra balls.
Do you know anybody who lives on the toilet? There are so many things you can do on the toilet. Play on the phone. Read the newspaper. From the brilliant minds at Barwrench, you can now shit dunk. The Toilet Slam Dunk comes with a floor mat, ball dispenser, 3 mini basketballs, and hoop. Lebron James actually uses this to improve his jump shot. No sh&^ting! They don’t call him King James for nothing.
It’s been said that nobody’s life is complete without a cool mug. This one is awesome. I mean look at it. It has a backboard and you can dunk your food in it. That’s so cool.
Who wouldn’t want to play golf while they do their business on the crapper? With a putting green, two balls, and putter, this mini golf is actually designed to be set up in the front of your toilet. The only thing you have to be careful of is hitting the balls too hard because you won’t be able to reach the balls when seated. Don’t forget to hang the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the bathroom door handle.
He shoots, fades away, and scores at the buzzer! Who wouldn’t want to be the next Lebron James? Practice day and night tossing paper balls into the Document Dunk and you can become the next NBA star. The set comes with a mini hoop that fits over a garbage can. Throwing out the garbage has never been so fun.
Who likes doing the laundry? Knockout the laundry with this hanging laundry bag that looks just like a boxing bag. Stuff all your dirty laundry inside and you can hang the bag up with the included hooks. As you fill the bag up, the bag gets harder and turns into a heavy bag. You can finally train the same way that Rocky did.
A basketball that glows in the dark? Basketballs are great, but there is something about a glow in the dark basketball that makes it an even more special gift. As soon as you dribble it around in the dark, you will think it is the best thing ever. The best part? Now basketball practice doesn’t have to stop just because it is dark outside.
It’s okay to color outside the lines every now and then. From coloring R-Rated profanity filled mandalas to unique takes on fine art, satisfy your creative side with these gifts that let you unwind.
Who knew that mansplaining could be a work of art? Fine art just got an upgrade with this coffee table book. Author Nicole Tersigni takes classical pictures and adds fun quips and words on them. These memes give the faces and expressions in the paintings new meaning. She categorizes each meme to describe types of men that women encounter in modern life to make it more relateable.
Calm the F*ck Down is a must have if you are into the whole coloring book trend. It’s a coloring book with swear words. Filled with humor, adult language, and 21 pages, it’s a great way to F-cking relax.
Science says coloring does wonders for relieving stress and anxiety. We all used to love coloring books when we were small, but now they are given an adult twist. Who isn’t easily distracted by swear words? Make the swear words scream with bold colors.
Have you ever wondered what animals do for fun on Friday nights? They have drunken parties. Grab your llamargarita and join the drunken animals in this quirky coloring book for adults. There is something so satisfying about coloring drunken animals. Each page not only comes with an animal friend to color, but real drink recipes.
There is a lot of mayhem in world. There aren’t a whole lot of ways to get “me-time”, but adult coloring books are a great way to unplug and focus on your mental health. Filled with colorful language, 50 Shade of Bulls*it allows you to color in cuss words with any shade of your choice. The black background makes each page pop.
Don’t know what to get her? Here’s a gift that is sure to make her laugh. We all know that there are many different people that go to Walmart. This coloring book tries to capture all of them. Who knew that coloring the people of Walmart is a proven way to reduce stress?
Experts say that coloring books are great for reducing stress. This specially designed coloring book is designed to remove 100% of stress guaranteed. Have you seen farting animals before? This hilarious book is filled with 20 pages of farting animals to color. The farting bear is our favorite! This therapeutic gift will make your recipient giddy with laughter.
Do they love d*ck pics? Coloring books are all the rage but this coloring book will really make her relax. Inside it contains man-candy. Filled with cocks of all sizes and shapes . . . it’s very colorful. It is sure to make anyone blush when they see this gag gift.
You can’t stop nature from calling. The animals in this adult coloring book have a huge problem. They find great pleasure in humping other animals. Dog humping, Giraffe humping, Bunny humping, and even Dog humping chicken. This book has it all. We have no idea why coloring humping animals feels so damn good. Scientists say coloring this book can stimulate all the nerve endings in the most pleasurable parts of your body.
Who took all the toilet paper? What are we going to do on house arrest? Color! Even with the pandemic, this coloring book is an important reminder not to take things seriously all the time. It’s a very stressful and uncertain time but this light hearted book is a simple way to calm your mind. Each of the pages relate to the pandemic with ridiculous hazmat suits, toilet paper jokes, and even curse words. You might even forget that you’ve run out of toilet paper.
Who knew that collecting old pennies could be so useful? This crafty kit allows you to create a portrait of Abraham Lincoln using actual pennies. It takes 846 pennies and some glue to create your masterpiece. To create the poster you have to find pennies that match one of the four colors on the poster. Part of the fun is finding and collecting all the pennies.
Remember the Etch-a-Sketch? Do you have an artistic idea in your head that you just want to get out? The Buddha Board allows you to paint with water with zen-like strokes. After the water dries away, your masterpiece just vanishes away and is lost in space and time. It’s a great way to practice calligraphy and it’s somehow so meditative as you learn to let your drawing go.
Celebrate the season by breaking out some funny attire. Once you try on one of these fashions, you are sure to set a trend that will be followed year after year. Why be boring when you can stand out? From ugly sweaters to crazy socks, you will feel like a supermodel once you try on one these gifts.
What happens when you combine a sweatshirt with a blanket? You get the Comfy sweatshirt. First seen on Shark Tank, it’s basically a giant blanket that you wear. With a microfiber outside and furry sherpa on the inside, it is designed to keep you toasty. Because it is oversized, you can stretch it to cover your whole body. You can use it indoors and even outside.
Looking for a fun gift for your gamer? Does your gamer eat, live, and sleep video games? Everyone will get a good laugh seeing him in this ‘I Paused My Game To Be Here’ T-Shirt. Made in the USA, these pre-shrunk shirts offer a comfortable fit and are available in a variety of sizes. All your gaming friends will want one, too.
Why what huge feet you have! Do you love impossibly cute slippers? When it is cold, these huge bear claw slippers are super fun to walk like a bear around the house. They are so warm that you might want to hibernate with them!
Your man will have a lot of fun with this T-shirt. When you ask him about his ninja disguise, he can flip it up on his head to reveal the ninja mask. Watch out he knows karate!
For the guy or girl who loves wine, these funny socks send a clear message. They are going to want to throw their legs up and demand wine. They come in different saying too. The only thing that could make them better is if they tasted like wine. Don’t try to eat them!
We all have difficult days. These funny socks are great for cheering him up. When he puts his legs up, you can read the funny curse works underneath. This one says “Fu*k O*%” but there are many other sayings to choose from.
Who knew that boxers could be so hilarious? Why settle for ordinary boxers when you can wear boxers with comical puns on them? With several tongue-in-cheek styles, you can find a style that fits his personality. With a picture of a duck, this one says “Butt Quack.” If it smells like a butt quack and quacks like a butt quack, it’s probably a butt quack.
Who doesn’t love the spicy mint taste of your favorite cock…Tail? Made of 100% Polyester, these socks have fun graphics on them. School girl outfits just a got cuter with these hilarious and inappropriate socks. Serve these socks to somebody that you love. Tell the whole world that you love cock… Tails!
Humans don’t go around walking with no clothes on why should dogs? Practical and comfortable, you can never go wrong with a hoodie. It’s the one laid back staple that is loved by everybody even dogs. Even if you never put clothes on your dog, you are probably going to want to buy this hoodie when you see him shivering. Available in just about every color, this hoodie is basically identical to a human hoodie except it’s made for a dog.
A lot of us only feel comfortable in a bikini if we have something to cover up with. No more shame. No more trying to hide your stomach and thighs. You will feel like a super model when you wear this swimsuit cover-up. It’s okay to be comfortable in your own skin. You will learn to love your new summer body.
Who needs a purse when you have got pocket socks? These socks come in handy when you need to keep your stuff less than a foot away. With its pockets, you can carry money, keys, and even candy. Seriously, this is the best gift to humanity since the invention of socks.
Google is great for helping users find answers on the web, but who needs Google? If you need answers, just ask your wife. She has them all. He is going to love wearing this shirt out in public to let the whole world know. Made of 100% cotton, this funny shirt celebrates your unique relationship.
Are you having chicken feet? Who doesn’t dream of having chicken legs? Available in both under and over the knee lengths, these scrawny chicken feet are sure to ruffle a few feathers. Wear them to the gym while doing leg exercises. Skinny legs never looked sexier.
Have you ever dreamed of going to Hogwarts? With a crest in the front, shirt, and tie, she will feel like a real life wizard every time she wears this blanket. She will love lounging everywhere with it when it is cold outside. Unlike regular blankets, this amazing blanket has sleeves that allow your hands to be free. What for? So you can cast magical spells while you read a book, play video games, or watch Netflix.
How would you rate 2020 so far? Do you love leaving 1 star reviews? Most of the time these reviews are not warranted, but 2020 is a special case. Even if you are not political, this funny shirt is a great way to make a statement.
One of the best way to express yourself is with funny socks. With crazy hues ,funny sayings, and even bad words, these socks from Blue Q are so therapeutical. Of course, you probably don’t want to hide them. You could wear them under shoes and surprise everybody when you remove your shoes. They are sure to become the new star of your outfit.
Who needs converse shoes? Finally, you can bring the fun of Converse shoes inside. With bold and fun designs, these might be the cutest socks. With an iconic Converse silhouette, these socks come in four of the most adorable two tone color designs. The design is totally fire. Who wouldn’t fall in love with these?
Have you ever wanted to run around like Sonic the Hedgehog? When you put this headpiece on, you are immediately given blue spikes just like the famous hedgehog. The adjustable head strap means that it can fit both kids and adults. All you need are the red shoes. With the whole outfit, you can run faster than the speed of a sonic boom.
Forget tree toppers, head toppers are much cooler. Santa Clause came to town but when he tried to go down a chimney he got stuck on your big head. This adorable hat feature Santa’s legs dangling up in the air. Don’t go to a holiday party without it. Throw it on with your ugly sweater to complete your Santa costume.
Are you having a hard time picking out a gift? Available in different styles, these socks can be personalized with anybody’s face. Who wouldn’t want socks with their own face on them? If they are a pet lover, stick their pooch’s face on them. Even better, if you are looking to take this gag to the next level put your face on them.
In raspy Batman voice: Who needs a blanket with sleeves? Batman. It might look ridiculous, but this blanket is not from the Joker. Now you can be just like the cape crusader and sleep in your very own personal Bat-cave with this Batman snuggie. Unlike regular blankets, this amazing blanket has sleeves that allow your hands to be free. What for? Even while wearing it, you can fight crime.
Run! There is a serial dog killer on the loose. It’s Chucky the dog and he’s carrying a blood stained knife. Who doesn’t love dressing their pets up? We don’t know if this dog costume is scary or adorable. Now you can dress your dog up as the killer doll, Chucky. The costume has the killer doll’s signature hair, striped red and white shirt, and blue overalls. It’s all Child’s Play.
Are you a fan of the the mullet? Now you can don this ridiculous mullet wig to bring back the style of your favorite hairstyle. The mullet wig features a red, white, and blue skull cap. Strap this on your head and you will have a hard time stopping random people from running their hands through your beautiful tresses.
Who wouldn’t love a pair of Wonder Woman socks? We have seen all types of socks but these are like superhero costumes for your feet. These knee socks have little capes on the back of them, which take up the level of cuteness. There is no better way to show off your love for Wonder Woman.
This hat is self explanatory. Do you hate peeing in the toilet? Pee in the pool. The only reason to go to other people’s places is to pee in the pool. Pools were created to be peed in. That’s not chlorine you are smelling, it’s piss.
Finally, you can relive out your Star Wars fantasies when it rains with this light saber umbrella. This umbrella has a built in LED light in the shaft, which can glow a variety of colors and looks spectacular especially at night. It’s even a flashlight. Dark Vader already has one of these. Don’t go out in the rain without the “Force.”
Is it possible to sleep with your eyes open? Now you can with this sleep mask. This is no sleep disorder. Not only does it allow you to sleep with your eyes wide open, but it shuts out any external light. You will get the deep, restful sleep that you deserve while freaking everybody out. Wear them to early morning History class!
Who needs a hair stylist? Your god-given strands can only go so far. There’s noting wrong with rocking a bald head, but sometimes it’s nice to change up your look. Get a new head of hair with this unique sun visor hat. You are going to love showing off your newly minted, messy, spiked hair. With several colors to choose from you can go honey blond or camo black.
Want to be the coolest kid on the block? All the cool kids are wearing this hat with a propeller on it. The propeller even spins when you are walking. Even better, if there’s a slight breeze you’ll feel like you are flying. You probably wanted a hat like this since you were a kid but it was never in stock. It’s available now.
We are not sure which celebrity first started this trend, but this is sure to become one of your favorite pairs of socks. Made out of a cotton blend, these socks look like sandals. Our favorite part? You will never need sandals again.
You are guaranteed to win the ugliest sweater contest with this heinous pick. How much do you love Christmas? Do you have Christmas tattoos all over your body? Would you drape Christmas lights around your neck like a necklace? Would you pierce your nipples and hang ornaments from them? If you answered yes, this ugly sweater is what Santa Clause would look like if he took his shirt off.
Don’t wipe your snot with your sleeves or bare hands, use Snittens. Why carry around Kleenex or hand sanitizer? Real men use this. These Snot monsters carry up to 30 times their weight in snot. Save your coats and shirt sleeves – wipe up your runny nose on the go.
Have you ever wondered where the phrase “it’s raining men” comes from? We are guessing from this umbrella. The minute you pop open this umbrella you are greeted with little men all over it. You can almost hear the song. It makes you want to dance. Apparently, if you are single and walk around with this umbrella you will find the perfect guy. Hallelujah!
Forget wedding rings! With two hands grabbing your finger, the hugging ring is madly in love with your finger. Made of Sterling Silver, it makes a great gift for any lady on her special occasion. Be careful: This ring will never want to let go of your finger.
Get in the festive mood with the latest fashion – beard ornaments. Why hang ornaments on your tree, when you can hang ornaments on your beard or hair? With 16 different ornaments, these beard ornaments come in assorted colors and even include jingle bells. Clip them on and he’ll be the most festive guy on the block until Santa Clause gets a pair.
When Baby Yoda first appeared in The Mandalorian, the Internet went nuts. Have you fallen in love with Baby Yoda? Now you can turn yourself into the Child. This Acrylic hoodie features Baby Yoda’s big eyes and pointy ears. While it makes a great costume, it will keep you warm all year round.
Not every teen guy can grow a beard! If you can’t grow a full beard, this beanie is probably the next best thing. Everybody will think you look so manly with it on. While the beard cover will make everybody laugh, it really does keep you warm. The best part? It’s not stiff or scratchy like a real beard.
Who needs a Hot Wheels track? Turn your back into a race car track with this funny shirt. While the front of the shirt is blank, it’s playtime on the back. Simply lay down and kids will love driving their cars on the roads. Just be careful of pileups and accidents at intersections. It’s a win-win! Kids get to have fun and daddy or mommy gets a free massage. Each order comes with a free toy car.